Brandon Davis Spews

One of the first bits of gossip I saw this morning was the video of greasy oil fortune heir, Brandon Davis on a night out with self-absorbed hotel heiress and self-proclaimed "American Royalty" Paris Hilton.  In the video, Brandon exposes his crass vulgarity, lack of proper upbringing, and stunted maturity as he loudly shouts insults about Lindsay Lohan to a group of paparazzi. The Royal Highness, Paris Hilton cackles uncontrollably as Brandon makes an absolute ass of himself by referring to Lohan as a "fire crotch" and worse.  I know they must think of themselves as privileged young Hollywood elite, but what they really come across as is spoiled toddlers fighting in a school yard sandbox.  Or maybe monkeys flinging poo at each other in a filthy Hollywood zoo.

Comments

[Cyclops Kitten Natividad]

Wow girl. That was FAST. I was kinda horrified by that video; those people are such a waste of resources, so evil and stupid, it's depressing to know that they are so rich and nothing bad will ever happen to them. I'm not a fan of Ms. Lohan, but she can't help but come up smelling like a rose after that ridiculous drunken tirade this loser guy and his cackling whore went on last night. Jesus, is High School EVER over?!
"Firecrotch"...WTF? I think if I were a redhead I'd be flattered by that, actually. That's pretty hot.

[nicemag]

So glad you whipped this up so quickly! I saw the video this morning and couldn't believe it.
What a bunch of self-absorbed losers.
Reminds me of junior-high.

[betty]

This painting is perfect, not only does the artist capture the bloated neck fat, but their choice of words to describe such a self-absorbed, worthless, uncooth, juvenile, drunken pile of feces are simply wonderful. What is sad though, is that talented artists have to look at these wastes of space to produce these commentaries.

perfect once again....i saw the video and it was shocking to say the least

[captainobvious]

exactly what I thought when I saw the video. you are too good,14.

[Cosina]

A perfect portrait of the Upper Crass. I'm glad all young people with their resources are like them.

[leisa]

LOVE it.

How did you do that so fast????

[Nia]

Goodness, you are fast! What a treat.

And to think such a stream of filth can pass his girlish lips...

[Liesje]

Am i the only one who heard Paris say at the end of the video: "I love you Brandon" ?
Not that i care -- fast painter you are 14!

[Lindsey]

Brilliant! I hope this oily bloater loses all his money. And I can't wait until the day that Paris starts getting old, and realises her 'stunning looks' (HA) are lost to cocaine and venereal disease...

[d.c.]

well, the video link to TMZ didn't work for me.. i keep getting javascript:null/void..

[arb]

heard a clip of the audio this morning. ick. ick. gross.

[Cookie]

Thank you!!! It needed to be done. The only thing more nauseating than Brandon's hateful remarks was Paris Hilton's publicist denying her participation in the poop-flinging parade because Paris didn't 'say anything'; as if her cackling with glee and holding up her mobile phone so whoever was on the other end of the line could hear the tirade first hand does not have Paris involved up to her lazy eye.

[Candice]

Not that Lindsay Lohan is taking the Academy by storm with her acting performances, but at least she's actually done something to be a celebrity besides spending her parents' money and making a tv show that showcases how she might actually be mentally retarded.

[idj]

The biggest loudmouthed jerk in the U.S. paired with the most vacuous 'celebrity' in the U.S. What a pair! Great work of art - it captures Mr. Davis perfectly! 14 - I love your art! (BTW. Have I used too many exclamation points in this post? Your eye for reality calls for them!) :-)

[TheIdleReceptionist]

I think fecal flinging BY toddlers would be a perfect descripshe.

I love that you have lampooned this deplorable situation and I love the quite accurate portrayal of his smug, blubbery face and I love the oil rig atop his greasy mop and I think I love you, too.

Reminds me of Vincent Gallo's elitest spooge!

[X]

Brandon Davis is just disgusting. I' m not a fan of hohan, but If Hohan has 7 ft long clitoris, Paris should have at least 14 ft long. Making fun of red hair people is so mentally retarded for his age.

[lovenerd]

This guy is not only a complete jackass, but the money that finances his jackassery comes from the wallets of ordinary people who right now are paying upwards of $3.50 a gallon for gasoline. We are all being gouged at the gas pumps so this spoiled vapid child can ride around in limos and snort cocaine.

[14]

How did I paint this so quickly?

I did it quickly because I didn't want to spend too much time looking at his dim witted oily face. Quick drying acrylics and lots of coffee helped me get the job done. Now I have to figure out what to do with the painting - I hid it behind a bunch of books because I didn't want to look at it.

14

[LittleOracle]

THANK YOU! Man, saw that and thought: "What the fuck is the matter with the media, glorifying a bunch of talentless, spoiled brats by filming and showing that crap?" Money doesn't buy class, does it? Brandon Davis obviously thinks he's as important as Paris thinks she is and you did a BEAUTIFUL job illustrating it -- I hope VERY much to see more of Brandon and Paris in your work!

Kudos, 14! Well done as usual!

[Joe]

Perfect! I'm not a fan of Lindsay, but this guy is just gross.

[Miss Grumpy Pants]

That guy is a waste of skin, seriously. Horrible, horrible person.
Jesus, with that guy and the Federjerk getting all the rich blonde
tail in Hollywood, no wonder all the girls do nothing but vomit and
shop. Is that their dating pool? Ugh.

[tricia]

Betraying my total ignorance here----whatis a firecrotch? A redhead de la pube? VD?

Either way, though I think LL's a hopeless tarty psycho bitch, this BD guy, whom I never heard of before this painting, sounds a thousand times worse. Great painting, it portrays his character, such as it is.

[Morrigan]

Wow... wish I could make some witty comments about the crassness of the noveau riche. I wish their relations who had actually worked for a living could come out of their graves and haunt their classless spawn for the rest of their lives and then give their money to some worthwhile organization.

Ahhhh... if only this weren't just a dream. Why does our media cater to these spoiled brats?

Kudos on the dipiction of this ignorant ape, 14.

[tricia]

And by the way, when did ENews become all about no-talent idiots like this? It's "who dissed who", who was at what event with who, who's no longer BFF. Who the fuck cares? This is Hollywood High School stuff, it's about bitchy airheads with nothing to do but pose and shop and skank around and crawl for publicity. Now I won't say Enews etc. was ever serious or highbrow---god i hope not---but this is ridiculous. At least in the old days---say three years ago---you could hear more about new movies, records, shows, whatever. And the gossip was about people who have interesting, full lives. Well, some of them. Not spoiled children and socialites and kFed-like trash.

Rant over. For now!

[Crees_dahl]

I am so glad you nailed him on this one.

But I must say that even though you captured his profuse sweating, bloated neck and greasy hair, you still made him more handsome than he actually is.

I think you should do an 'Animal' painting of him and Paris flinging poo at hollywood movie posters out of obvious jealousy and spite. Also, make sure to give him a small pecker because he is obviously troubled that Linsays clit is bigger than his manhood.

[Ken]

They have no souls! Very nice work!

[nikki, 24]

In a part of that video he says that LL is poor because she only has 7 million dollars....i'd kill to be that "poor"!

[JulesinSD]

The video is just UGLY. It captured how soul-less and nasty “young Hollywood”can be. It made perfect sense that some trust fund, ne'er-do-well demonstrated what pigs these people truly are and the company Paris Hilton likes to keep. We've all met rich assholes like these. They die early and alone.
No fear, Karma will be coming with a big can of whoop ass for these two. I can't wait. What bothered me most was the forced cackle and the recording of insults with her cell
phone so she could replay them for some Fucko entourage demonstrating “bad ass” they are.
All this from the woman who got famous for a full penetration porno flick and is rumored to have Herpes? “Skankeus Vapidus” indeed 14.

[Sarah]

Someone needs to print this out and give it to Brandon Davis. :D It's brilliant.

[coffeegod]

The only person of whom I grow more tired than Le Paris is Madonna. Isn't there an island somewhere to which we can ship all the useless, overinflated ego people?

14, as always, flawless. I think I love you.

[December25]

Well done.

[Scout Finch]

I was at an MS charity event last Saturday in which Brandon and his bloated brother Jason introduced their mother, Nancy, to the audience. Both were wasted and obnoxious. Outside later, Jason, the fat one, bummed a cigarette from someone standing near me, broke a glass on the pavement, and stumbled around the party mumbling.

Nancy went on and on about how proud she is of her children. Get me a barf bag.

Brandon posed for photos with Paris and Nicky while Lindsay and Nicole slipped in the back door later. I noticed that they were seated well apart from each other.

14, thank you for highlighting their awful, crude and unspeakable behavior. Now, if we ignore them, maybe they'll go away.

[Pasha aka Hollywood]

Don't blame him, blame Paris... she put him up to it... but he is still a moron.

[tim dammett]

I hope these 2 are the first to hang when the revolution comes......

[DonnaJEM]

Who is this guy?
You were WAAAAAAAAAAY too kind to him, because he looks almost cute. In that video however, he looks and acts like a drunken bafoon. And the Hilton sisters are about as significant as a used Swiffer pad.

[Jackie Danicki]

14, maybe you could auction this on eBay and give the proceeds to an anti-bullying charity or something. Because that's what these two are, rich or poor: bullies.

[Demon Kitty]

What a disgusting, bloated, greasy, nasty piece of human excrement! Brandon Davis is so oily and inflated he could supply enough oil (and GAS for that matter) to put the entire US back into economy. His father is raping us. These two and their ilk have contributed nothing but excrement to the earth. I totally agree with coffeegod, If we could only ship this scum bucket, filthy Paris & co, plus Madonna to the nether regions of the Universe, the world would be a better place.

So Much Love,
Demon Kitty

[jackyll]

You're quite talented. I've seen your paintings before, but this really personifies his greasy hair and personality.

[Marie]

I agree with DonnaJem, but I thank you anyway. Paris likes to pretend she's such a victim of society and professes to not understand why people aren't nice to her. Yeah, right! I'm so glad someone finally caught her instigator ass on camera. It's all there.

Does anyone remember how this guy revealed to the National Enquirer that Paris made a habit of using rascist language and behavior? Yeah, he totally called her on it and said that was why he was glad to end their friendship.

Guess he forgave her. Pathetic greaseball.

[Paul]

14, you should paint a pic of Paris with her big bird hooked nose & lazy eye and square head. You are very talented by the way.

[slime-hater]

Why can't we overthrow this "royalty" the way its been done in earlier times? Who "elected" these douchebags anyhow? I'm not a fan of Lohan, but their behavior was reprehensible. Brandon is the kind of guy who dies alone in a hotel room from autoerotic asphyxiation. Let's hope it is sooner rather than later.

14, thank you!

[JayJZ]

U r just jealous cuz hes cool with the blinginbling and gots all d time wicked lines to bring u down to p size. Word. Rly.

[Herb Sewell]

Paris wasn't talking to anyone, she was merely using the phone as a prop/shield. I've heard that 40% of the people standing around with a cell phone to their ears aren't really talking to anyone !

[Long Island Irish]

He's just trash.

[jerkygirl]

14, I love you to death--you are one of my fave bloggers--and you always bring it classy, never potty-mouthed and white trash like BD and the Hiltons. This guy is a horrible, nasty pig. I felt awful watching that vid with those 2 skank b****es laughing at their former "friend" just like a couple of snotty girls in junior high. I'm no Lohan fan but jeez, this incident is enough to make me spring to her defense and consider buying a Team Lohan shirt. Okay I'm not buying a Team Lohan shirt but still. When are people going to stop making celebrities out of these hollow, talentless, useless people? Grr. Off soapbox now. :)

[salmonella]

You did it again, 14! Awesome! Just awesome!

[byron lord]

14, you are a goddess of brush and pen. i had never heard of this needledick until i saw him on go fug yourself, and i wished i hadn't until you made fun of him.

[Jane]

LOL.. Looks like Brandon has been bobbing for french fries again... grease puss

[Bubuumachu]

You know that video was hilarious though. Except the "poor" part.