The Sexiest Man in Hollywood

A few weeks ago, Star magazine ran a large photo of George Clooney stuffing a huge hotdog in his mouth.  I wasn't planning on purchasing the magazine, but when I saw the photo, I had no other choice but to buy it. They really should have put this photo on the cover, sales would have skyrocketed. Medium: mixed media collage.

This is a comic I drew a few years ago and after looking at the Handsome George Clooney photo above, I thought it was relevant to post.  Look, I'm not saying ALL guys eat like this, I just happened to witness this sort of behavior in the course of a single day (and yes, that's Jeff Polage in the first panel). I've enjoyed many male dining companions who were well-mannered gentlemen...but they don't make as funny a comic strip as the sloppy guys do.

Oh, and while we're on the subject of eating, don't miss this site devoted to photos of celebrities eating. Why it exists, I can't explain.

Comments

[Kamala]

14's work pokes fun at celebrity gossip. How many times must it be said? Geez Louise.

[Moonmaid]

Yes 14, Pizza Eater's hipster receding hairline gave it away.

I was a musician in a previous life, with ample opportunity to observe male musician eating habits. There's more, but it would curl your hair.

Has George weighed in on the issue of his dog snorfling yet?

[Dave Hater]

Hey Ian!

No one asked ya!

HA HA HA HA HA!

[ace]

overrated and not hot... clooney that is

[Va Va Voom]

I've been checking out your site for a couple of weeks now and it never cease to crack me up! Love your stuff!! :D

[Liz K NYC]

Celebs eating - that website just tickled me to death. Don't know why but I couldn't stop chuckling. They just look so human and silly. Plus I know I'm a huge fool for looking at over 50 pics of celebs eating and laughing my hiney off. BTW, George Clooney - my, but that man can eat!! What gusto.

[rafa]

look, he is cute, well not there but, he is a person too, u know. I am his GREATEST FAN!!

[Shannon]

Hey Dan with the older brother Dave...
Do you have a sister called Shannon?
Cause I think you're my little brother.
That would be funny.
Nice art, by the way, 14

[Ricko]

I don't know about the rest of you,
but I eat my hot-dogs through my nose
ONE FOOT AT A TIME!!! and then I wash it
Down with a NOSTRIL full of iced-tea!!!

[Mary]

Have you seen this? Be sure to turn the sound UP to truly appreciate the suaveness, the 70's-inflected "awwww yeeeeah" of Mr. G. Clooney:

http://www.nespresso.com/theboutique/?pays=us&lang=en

[1forthemoney]

We all know why these photos are funny......y'know, celebs without makeup, celebs eating, etc.

It's because we, the public, get so sick and tired of having that fantasy drivel, "my-life-is-perfect-coz-I'm-so-rich-and-goodlookin'" crap shoved in our faces every single day! I for one am just nauseated by the hype.

Get real, Hollywood......life is just life for most of us, even for the rich and famous. We all fart, we all get sick, we all occasionally get a pimple on our butt, we all look pretty ridiculous when we eat, we all eventually get older!!

Stop perpetrating the BIG LIE: With enough money and fame, yes, you too can become like Britney, JLO, Brad.......blah, blah, blah ad nauseum. Well, my question is, "Why do we WANT to be like any of them?"

It's so much fun to bash them because we'd been fed a bunch of crap about them being "better" than the rest of us. Well, guess what.......they're just human. And looking at non-airbrushed photos of them in a non-posed situation--eating, emptying their trash, working out at the gym--verifies that. Thank God!!

[ts]

GEORGE CLOONEY IS A JOKE, i don't get why everyone thinks he's so hot, all i have to think of him on 'facts of life' and I see how great of an actor he really is!