The Sexiest Man in Hollywood
A few weeks ago, Star magazine ran a large photo of George Clooney stuffing a huge hotdog in his mouth. I wasn't planning on purchasing the magazine, but when I saw the photo, I had no other choice but to buy it. They really should have put this photo on the cover, sales would have skyrocketed. Medium: mixed media collage.
This is a comic I drew a few years ago and after looking at the Handsome George Clooney photo above, I thought it was relevant to post. Look, I'm not saying ALL guys eat like this, I just happened to witness this sort of behavior in the course of a single day (and yes, that's Jeff Polage in the first panel). I've enjoyed many male dining companions who were well-mannered gentlemen...but they don't make as funny a comic strip as the sloppy guys do.
Oh, and while we're on the subject of eating, don't miss this site devoted to photos of celebrities eating. Why it exists, I can't explain.
You really wonder where some of these websites come from....
Posted by: Long Island Irish | April 04, 2006 at 06:03 AM
I love it! Even eating a hotdog (Not overtly sexual AT ALL) The Cloonster is hot!
Can you have Jeff Polage immitate each of the Oh-So-True male eating pix?
Prease?
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | April 04, 2006 at 06:31 AM
Bwaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!,........ and totally gross at the same time.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | April 04, 2006 at 07:51 AM
Ah..there have been times when I have been busy stuffing my face regardless of female company wearing clearly disgusted look. accurate depiction tho :)
Posted by: Rix | April 04, 2006 at 01:14 PM
This is so true. Boys turn into rampaging jungle beasts when they eat.
Posted by: Morrigan | April 04, 2006 at 01:41 PM
Am I bad? I still love Clooney. In very large part because the dude seems like he's got a pretty good sense of humor, which a lot of these movie stars do NOT.
Fantastic illustration though, 14.
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | April 04, 2006 at 04:10 PM
That picture of Clooney stuffing that hotdog into his pietrap is sheer sexuality!! The comic strip made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes while trying to conduct a business call. :D
Posted by: Ilsa | April 04, 2006 at 04:27 PM
I don't understand.
How do you eat?
If you're saying you eat with a knife and fork all the time then you clearly don't understand having to eat on the run.
you probably don't eat hotdogs or pizza and you probably try to look absolutely perfect while you are eating pizza with a fork.
you come off as a total snob.
just my input
advice: people will like you more if you don't act like you are the queen of etiquette.
i'm sure this won't be posted because it makes you look lame
Posted by: dave | April 04, 2006 at 04:41 PM
How do I eat?
Photosynthesis.
People will like me more if I don't act like I'm the Queen of Etiquette?
You have destroyed my dreams of becoming the next Miss Manners!! Oh the pain...the PAIN of your cruel words is too much to take! You have destroyed me, destroyed my ambition....destroyed my very soul.
Now the world knows what an elitist I am. You have exposed me.
I am ruined.
14
Posted by: 14 | April 04, 2006 at 05:11 PM
who cares he's still hot.
Posted by: | April 04, 2006 at 05:20 PM
You know I love your blog, but this has got to be one of the stupidest post ever. Who cares how this man eats? So he's inhaling a hot dog so what. Like everyone's done this. Dude is still hot and can eat like a pig with me anytime.
Posted by: | April 04, 2006 at 05:21 PM
obviously someone cares how Clooney eats, or else this photo wouldn't have been printed in so many tabloids.
If he tried to kiss me after inhaling his Dog of Hotness, I would let him.
Posted by: 14 | April 04, 2006 at 05:29 PM
Yeah 14, u R a snob! I agree! Giv the guy a break! Like U R so purfict! OMG!
Posted by: Trina | April 04, 2006 at 05:51 PM
Whatever, Trina, go screw yourself! This is called humour. You obviously don't get it. So go away and have fun with that stick up your ass.
Posted by: Pixess | April 04, 2006 at 05:55 PM
I agree, Morrigan, boys are sick when they eat! They need to learn some mannners. Behave around the ladies, pleese! Barf!
Posted by: Joanie | April 04, 2006 at 05:57 PM
A lot of men eat like pigs. And yet...women still breed with them. So who is the stupid sex?
PS. I hate the name "Dave". Only asshats are named "Dave". Seriously. I have never met a decent human named Dave. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Dave Hater | April 04, 2006 at 06:57 PM
I call my older brother Dave. He's a pretty nice guy. Just sayin'
Posted by: Dan | April 04, 2006 at 07:28 PM
Hey 14
Don't listen to that Dave guy. This has to be the most fascinating, enlightening artwork you have EVER created. I have been wondering for years, filled with powerfull longing and anxiety, if ANYONE would ever show me what George Clooney looks like cramming a hotdog into his gaping maw - NOW I KNOW!
Thanks also for turning me on to the 'celebrities eating' web site! It's one more bit celebriliciousness to fill the emptiness in my boring, ordinary life.
You know what would be even better than celebrities eating? Celebrities POOPING! I mean, do they do it like ordinary folk like me, or do they sit upon a solid gold throne, waited on by several attendants? Has George Clooney ever taken a dump in the woods? Has Anjolina Jolie? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Pete | April 04, 2006 at 09:49 PM
U R just jealous of george so U make fun of him becuz U can't have him. You a probably an ugly fat lesbo.
Posted by: Spencer | April 04, 2006 at 10:16 PM
I don't know if George Clooney has ever pooped in the woods (what, is he the Pope?) but I heard he pooped on Angelina Jolie once. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Dave Hater | April 04, 2006 at 10:25 PM
There is something disturbing about that hotdog George Clooney is eating. Ewwww. And I like hotdogs, darnit! I may never eat one again.
As usual, you make me laugh! Hope the move went well for you! I'll send pictures of my kitties to you soon.
Posted by: Chansmom | April 04, 2006 at 10:27 PM
As much I as love Clooney, he deserves some ribbing. Too much smoke has been blown up his arse over the past several months. Time to come down to earth, Clooney.
As this very detailed drawing reveals, you are all too human, Georgie. Aye yi yi
"Gorge Clooney" (or did someone say that already?)
Posted by: Marie | April 04, 2006 at 10:30 PM
You can take the boy out of Covington, but...
Truth be told, if he eats his food with that kind of vigor, one can only hope that he's that voracious in other aspects of his life... IF ya know what I mean... wink wink...
Posted by: Jolene | April 05, 2006 at 07:20 AM
Oh, come on, doesn't anyone here ever eat like that? No...?
But I'd hate to have a picture taken, it really does look gross! even George looks awful, and that humanizes him.
Posted by: tricia | April 05, 2006 at 08:27 AM
What contoversy!!! Who would have thunk that such sparks could fly over a pic of Cloonoy blowing a dog?????? OOOOps did I say blowing?
Posted by: Bunny | April 05, 2006 at 08:28 AM