The Sexiest Man in Hollywood

A few weeks ago, Star magazine ran a large photo of George Clooney stuffing a huge hotdog in his mouth.  I wasn't planning on purchasing the magazine, but when I saw the photo, I had no other choice but to buy it. They really should have put this photo on the cover, sales would have skyrocketed. Medium: mixed media collage.

This is a comic I drew a few years ago and after looking at the Handsome George Clooney photo above, I thought it was relevant to post.  Look, I'm not saying ALL guys eat like this, I just happened to witness this sort of behavior in the course of a single day (and yes, that's Jeff Polage in the first panel). I've enjoyed many male dining companions who were well-mannered gentlemen...but they don't make as funny a comic strip as the sloppy guys do.

Oh, and while we're on the subject of eating, don't miss this site devoted to photos of celebrities eating. Why it exists, I can't explain.

Comments

[Long Island Irish]

You really wonder where some of these websites come from....

[TheIdleReceptionist]

I love it! Even eating a hotdog (Not overtly sexual AT ALL) The Cloonster is hot!

Can you have Jeff Polage immitate each of the Oh-So-True male eating pix?

Prease?

[DonnaJEM]

Bwaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!,........ and totally gross at the same time.

[Rix]

Ah..there have been times when I have been busy stuffing my face regardless of female company wearing clearly disgusted look. accurate depiction tho :)

[Morrigan]

This is so true. Boys turn into rampaging jungle beasts when they eat.

[Cyclops Kitten Natividad]

Am I bad? I still love Clooney. In very large part because the dude seems like he's got a pretty good sense of humor, which a lot of these movie stars do NOT.

Fantastic illustration though, 14.

[Ilsa]

That picture of Clooney stuffing that hotdog into his pietrap is sheer sexuality!! The comic strip made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes while trying to conduct a business call. :D

[dave]

I don't understand.

How do you eat?

If you're saying you eat with a knife and fork all the time then you clearly don't understand having to eat on the run.

you probably don't eat hotdogs or pizza and you probably try to look absolutely perfect while you are eating pizza with a fork.

you come off as a total snob.

just my input

advice: people will like you more if you don't act like you are the queen of etiquette.

i'm sure this won't be posted because it makes you look lame

[14]

How do I eat?
Photosynthesis.

People will like me more if I don't act like I'm the Queen of Etiquette?
You have destroyed my dreams of becoming the next Miss Manners!! Oh the pain...the PAIN of your cruel words is too much to take! You have destroyed me, destroyed my ambition....destroyed my very soul.

Now the world knows what an elitist I am. You have exposed me.

I am ruined.

14

who cares he's still hot.

You know I love your blog, but this has got to be one of the stupidest post ever. Who cares how this man eats? So he's inhaling a hot dog so what. Like everyone's done this. Dude is still hot and can eat like a pig with me anytime.

[14]

obviously someone cares how Clooney eats, or else this photo wouldn't have been printed in so many tabloids.

If he tried to kiss me after inhaling his Dog of Hotness, I would let him.

[Trina]

Yeah 14, u R a snob! I agree! Giv the guy a break! Like U R so purfict! OMG!

[Pixess]

Whatever, Trina, go screw yourself! This is called humour. You obviously don't get it. So go away and have fun with that stick up your ass.

[Joanie]

I agree, Morrigan, boys are sick when they eat! They need to learn some mannners. Behave around the ladies, pleese! Barf!

[Dave Hater]

A lot of men eat like pigs. And yet...women still breed with them. So who is the stupid sex?

PS. I hate the name "Dave". Only asshats are named "Dave". Seriously. I have never met a decent human named Dave. I'm just saying.

[Dan]

I call my older brother Dave. He's a pretty nice guy. Just sayin'

[Pete]

Hey 14

Don't listen to that Dave guy. This has to be the most fascinating, enlightening artwork you have EVER created. I have been wondering for years, filled with powerfull longing and anxiety, if ANYONE would ever show me what George Clooney looks like cramming a hotdog into his gaping maw - NOW I KNOW!
Thanks also for turning me on to the 'celebrities eating' web site! It's one more bit celebriliciousness to fill the emptiness in my boring, ordinary life.
You know what would be even better than celebrities eating? Celebrities POOPING! I mean, do they do it like ordinary folk like me, or do they sit upon a solid gold throne, waited on by several attendants? Has George Clooney ever taken a dump in the woods? Has Anjolina Jolie? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Spencer]

U R just jealous of george so U make fun of him becuz U can't have him. You a probably an ugly fat lesbo.

[Dave Hater]

I don't know if George Clooney has ever pooped in the woods (what, is he the Pope?) but I heard he pooped on Angelina Jolie once. Just sayin'.

[Chansmom]

There is something disturbing about that hotdog George Clooney is eating. Ewwww. And I like hotdogs, darnit! I may never eat one again.

As usual, you make me laugh! Hope the move went well for you! I'll send pictures of my kitties to you soon.

[Marie]

As much I as love Clooney, he deserves some ribbing. Too much smoke has been blown up his arse over the past several months. Time to come down to earth, Clooney.

As this very detailed drawing reveals, you are all too human, Georgie. Aye yi yi

"Gorge Clooney" (or did someone say that already?)

[Jolene]

You can take the boy out of Covington, but...

Truth be told, if he eats his food with that kind of vigor, one can only hope that he's that voracious in other aspects of his life... IF ya know what I mean... wink wink...

[tricia]

Oh, come on, doesn't anyone here ever eat like that? No...?

But I'd hate to have a picture taken, it really does look gross! even George looks awful, and that humanizes him.

[Bunny]

What contoversy!!! Who would have thunk that such sparks could fly over a pic of Cloonoy blowing a dog?????? OOOOps did I say blowing?