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It had to be done.
Many thanks to Demon Kitty for the suggestion to paint Kirsten Dunst as Bat Boy.
This illustration also serves to pay homage to my all-time favorite supermarket tabloid, The Weekly World News.
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I just want to say, 14, that I sat at my computer for a full 30 seconds, doing nothing but try and stiffle (at work!) my laughter.
This fucking picture should be immortalized in a museum for posterity and so, dear, should you.
Also, a w00t-w00t goes out to Demon Kitty for the suggestion.
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | April 03, 2006 at 11:33 AM
First! Haha. Ok, I have a question. Is the Weekly World News supposed to be real? OR is it just for laughs? It boggles my mind.
Posted by: Bella | April 03, 2006 at 11:51 AM
Freaken Yikes!!
Our little Kirsten looks like those baby alien things in the movie Galaxy Quest.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | April 03, 2006 at 12:13 PM
I just spit out my coffee!!! SERIOUSLY!!! LMAO!!! Omg...priceless...priceless!!! :-D
Posted by: SM | April 03, 2006 at 01:29 PM
Eeeby geebie ayayay! There's something about Dunst's tiny little teeth. It's sort of the creepy opposite of Hillary Duff's equally creepy Francis-the-Talking-Mule grill. Those itty-bitty choppers o' Dunst's somehow look really razor-like and frightening, like a little weasel that'd tear your uvula out with a smile...
...Or like a li'l vampire bat, maybe! Demon Kitty gets the Good Citizen Medal for bringing this issue to the attention of Everybody's Favorite Celeb Parodist. Huzzah!
And Everyone's Fave Celeb Parodist continues to do spoof imagery that'd make all of the loons who did those old Wacky Packages stickers (remember those?) proud.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | April 03, 2006 at 01:43 PM
And it's the little things that mean a lot. Like the Donald-squatch with fur entirely composed of clones of the original Trump Toup. Mag-frickin-NIFicent.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | April 03, 2006 at 01:59 PM
I know working for the WWN is your dream job...I sure hope they call! This is f'ing brill. You just keep getting better and better, missy!
Posted by: Cyclops Kitten Natividad | April 03, 2006 at 02:42 PM
So I guess that means Andy Samberg is Bat Boy?
Posted by: mgm | April 03, 2006 at 03:40 PM
Bat Boy is the hottest shit ever. He's been making headlines in the Weekly World News for as long as I can remember. Thanks for this wonderful portrait; it will keep me laughing for days!!
Posted by: Ilsa | April 03, 2006 at 05:12 PM
If you haven't seen Bat Boy: The Musical, I highly recommend it. It's funny and clever in a sick sort of way. Right up my alley.
Great picture. Kirsten looks like a perfect match for Bat Boy.
Posted by: Liz | April 03, 2006 at 06:09 PM
Well, it looks like I have a new favorite! Thanks 14.
Posted by: Melcocha | April 03, 2006 at 07:35 PM
Bat boy finds a girl friend! Jolie riot! Donald Trumps hair! Oh my god! Hahahahaha!!!!!!
ROTF!!!!! :D
Posted by: Long Island Irish | April 03, 2006 at 08:25 PM
The WWN has been a favorite in my family for years - and we have breathlessly followed Bat Boy in his quest for happiness. So glad to see that Kiki fills his needs.
Great stuff, 14. The Donald was a brilliant touch!
Posted by: Moonmaid | April 03, 2006 at 09:32 PM
wow..those ears keep freaking me out.
Posted by: Rix | April 04, 2006 at 12:55 AM
Yesss! That damn Kirsten Dunst has been annoying the crap out of me since forever. Thank you for showing her as she really is!!
Posted by: Doro | April 04, 2006 at 12:13 PM
Hah! I love that. Now I know what I was thinking when she was in the movie, "Interview with the Vampire." Good work! Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Chansmom | April 04, 2006 at 12:41 PM
tip of my hat to 14 and demon kitty for finding the perfect mate for Bat Boy. And the Jolie toast and Trump as bigfoot just adds to the hilarity. Now I'll try to not disturb everyone with my giggles.
Posted by: Morrigan | April 04, 2006 at 01:48 PM
AAAAAA! you nailed it !!! xD
Posted by: licoricepirate | April 04, 2006 at 08:36 PM
Yes! That's exactly how Dunst looks to me, I can't stand her. Everytime I saw her in a trailer for "Elizabethtown" I wanted to puke at her forced perky Dunstiness. (She's Katie Couric in the making. Oh, please do a Katie Couric! Maybe she'll get a customized anchor desk so she can flash her spike heels while she reads the latest Iraq news.)
Posted by: tricia | April 05, 2006 at 08:31 AM
allll! they make a good couple. remember stay out of the light.
Posted by: demarriob | April 05, 2006 at 04:02 PM
Poor, poor Kirsten. I'd agree she looks like a future Katie Couric clone.
Posted by: Damien | April 05, 2006 at 05:17 PM
Stranger than fiction?
I've been documenting a Dunst fetishist for a while now.
Posted by: Liza | April 06, 2006 at 02:01 PM
Thanks so much 14!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so validated and well so motherfucking special! I am so glad that so many people agree with me! I haven't felt this fantastic since I was the only student to make 100 on my math exam in fourth grade! Ha ha - ugh - ahem.
I always thought that Kirsten Dunst looked like a motherfucking bat. Maybe it was Interview with The Vampire or maybe it is the fact that she has those tiny pointy teeth. How could someone like that be successful in Hollywood? I wouldn't fuck her with anybody's dick and someone else pushing, but apparently male Hollywood feels differently than I do. She still gets the big beef injection. Ew!!!
You know what else? She kind of looks like Peter Pan too. A cross between Peter Pan and a bat in my grandmother's house dress with ballet slippers.
Love and Kisses to everyone!
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | April 06, 2006 at 11:04 PM
you are quite possibly the most important illustrator of our generation
Posted by: Howard Roarke | April 08, 2006 at 09:37 PM
But she likes her shark teeth....
Posted by: John Di Saia MD | April 12, 2006 at 06:35 PM
Omg that totally looks like Kirsten.
Those news snippets in the bottom made me laugh!
Posted by: Fug. | April 20, 2006 at 05:15 AM
I love everyone of your pieces! I can't wait to see more!
Posted by: Jessica | June 26, 2006 at 05:27 PM