Angelina Jolie's Subservient Pull Toy

Brad Pitt has gone from sexiest man alive to subservient, pitiful yes-man who does whatever his girlfriend says. Ever since he met Angelina, he seems to have completely forgotten his self-identity. Don't believe us? Consider the following:

Angelina wears dark clothes, and what do you know.....Brad has started wearing dark clothes.
Angelina is a pilot....and SURPRISE! Brad wants to be a pilot.
Angelina is a Goodwill Ambassador, now Brad wants to be a Goodwill Ambassador.
AND.... the most obvious example of Brad's spineless metamorphosis can be observed in how Angelina grabs his hand and leads the way at each and every photo op. Brad is a pull toy, a handsome man on wheels who tends and entertains the kids while Angelina dazzles.

Curious about the shiny red button on the Pull Toy's back? Press it and Pull Toy happily responds:

"Yes dear."
"Whatever makes you happy, dear."
"I agree with you dear, excellent idea."
"Whatever you say dear."

Medium: Ink on paper, digital color.

Comments

[captainobvious]

brilliant.

[Titsy Pooparella]

Totals, man. This pretty much sums it up. Every time I see one more tabloid claiming "Jennifer mourning over Brad" and then a picture of Brad following the impregnated ice queen around on the cover of the next mag, I think, "Man, I bet she got over him long ago". Brad was hot in Thelma & Louise, but now he's just a steroided bleach blonde big tittied nanny boy.

[Miss Cherry]

I Totally agree captain----I think, perhaps 14 has identified the role that suits him best.....wonder if he likes the fluffy pink cuffs or the nasty metal ones better...........?

[Salmonella]

That is some great observation, 14. However, I can't help but admire Angelina for her ability to make a pull toy out of the sexiest man alive. She rocks. Jennifer Aniston rocks. Brad, I think we should forget you now.

[midevil]

Whoa... could it be true? I'm all for guys who do take an active role in child rearing and we do need more of it, but maybe you got a point. Hmmm, is he head over heals?

[TheIdleReceptionist]

O.M.G. Yes. Yesyesyesyes. I'm so glad somebody has noticed this!!!

I love it!! To me, Brad went the way of Tom Cruise, except Cruise is much more dominant in his idiocy than the Pitt.

They're both fools to me now.

[DonnaJEM]

Loves it!
You did the kids good. Baby Z is adorable and I love that pic of Mad sticking his tongue out at the terror-atsi.
BUT the DUH look you've captured on Brad is beyond brilliant, and so is the "old school" radio flyer under-carriage he's riding on.

[Tricia]

I was wondering if you'd do one on them---it was definitely worth the wait. She *does* pull him along, literally----for the reverse, see Tom and Katie. These two aren't as creepy as Tom and Katie *yet but they're getting close. He also dresses just like her in most situations, has dark hair now, just as he was bleached for Gwyneth and sandy-shaggy for Jennifer. He would have looked adorable with a Rachel cut.

I also see the ice queen thing in Jolie. Even pregnant. Especially pregnant. Jennifer is lucky she got out when she did.

Pull-toy! But really, still a pretty one.

[mari]

LMBAO: so very funny, yet sadly true.

That says it all...well done!!

[elle]

"However, I can't help but admire Angelina for her ability to make a pull toy out of the sexiest man alive."

took the words right out of my -- er -- fingers, salomella. it's not like all of us wouldn't do it if we could.

[Suburbia in the City]

The picture looks like a really fun ride. Maybe they could introduce it as the second part of Disney Land's It's a Small World. I am sure it would make Angelina proud and realize her efforts of making the world a better place has paid off.

[BrnEyedGirl676]

Brad looks like a doggie pull-toy! With his wagging, "I'm happy just to be near you" tail and slightly forlorn, yet eager to please countenance. He is totally W-H-I-P-P-E-D!

[Arielle]

Ha. So true. I love it when Maddox sticks his tongue out like that to give a toddler FU to the paparazzi. I think Braniston was doomed from the I do's. But bravo again!

[Chansmom]

I have to commend Angelina on her caring for children and poverty stricken countries. I just don't see this relationship going anywhere except divorce court, when the time comes.

The fact she's also having a baby also tells us that Brad is nothing more than a "donor." Angie loves kids, but her men are disposable.

[Celebrity Wonk]

That's a great observation!

But, like most men, Brad will wake up and stand up to Angelina. Then she will kick him to the curb and be off to the next guy.

[leilani]

I dont agree. I think you guys are unattractive and hence jealous.

[Allie]

Miss Cherry- I'd say it would depend on the cuffs that Miss Jolie likes, wouldn't you? ;)

[pawleysgirl]

Word...the Liverlipped one has the Pittster totally whipped. Such a shame for one as gorgeous as Brad. Unfortunately his looks are on the wane...hopefully his looks don't go a la Robert Redford.

[Carrie]

You guys are all crazy!

[Dawn (webmiztris)]

this is so true. I've always had the biggest crush on Brad until he started dating Angelina. He just doesn't seem like the same guy anymore.

[S]

Nothing wrong with a subservient man. You really need to try it. It actually fulfills everyone's needs: a man's need to feel useful and a woman's need to be worshipped. It certainly beats the tired ol' macho-man baloney most men try to pull off. You definitely know that she wears the pants... nothing wrong with Pitt helping her put them on.

[L]

Word. Where can I get mine?

[Demon Kitty]

I am so glad I wasn't the only one who noticed it.

What the hell is up with her son? The child always has a receding hairline and a mohawk and looks pissed off as shit? Whose doing is this? Did she introduce her child to the mohawk? The kid looks like a spoiled brat - an asian baby "Mr. T",

[Charlene]

The same thing happened with Gwyneth and with Jennifer. He even begins to look like his significant others.

And Jennifer isn't anywhere near finished with her very deliberate and calculated "oh look at me and feel sympathy, I'm a wronged, wronged woman" act. She's squeezing every drop out of it (mostly unwarranted, since apparently she bailed out of the relationship first) that she can.