While on vacation I was flipping through a few gossip tabloids. Most of the photos and articles are pretty much the same dreck week after week, but one small blurb caught my eye: Madonna Wine. Yep, that's right. Now you can drink the essence of Madonna with her new "Confessions on a Dance Floor" line of collectible bottles. Doesn't this woman have enough money and exposure? Ah well, I'll take care of Madonna and her material empire in an upcoming post.
Now let's take a look at Tara Reid. If a company really wanted to sell booze, the best thing to do would be to put Reid's mug on the label. A liquor company such as Absolut could license Tara's image and then she could go on a worldwide drinking binge while promoting the company. The campaign would generate millions for the company even though they'd have to endure a few minor embarassments (Anna Nicole Smith and Trim Spa come to mind). Page Six referred to Tara as a C-List Booze Beast just recently, so it seems that Tara won't be ridding herself of the "party girl" label any time soon. Tara honey, it's time to cash in on your disgrace.