Jeff Polage: Hollywood's Hottest New Sensation
What do you get when you combine one unemployed actor with one stir-crazy artist, and then throw them both into a room with a stack of gossip tabloids and a camera? My pal Jeff Polage is an excellent pantomime and has more acting talent in his pinky than most of these dullards we see on the big screen these days. Here are some of the results of our celebrity inspired collaboration:
Kevin Federline
Jessica Simpson
Tom Cruise
Anna Nicole Smith
Arnold Shwarzenegger
Goldie Hawn
Paris Hilton
More paintings coming soon....
absolutely and utterly brilliant.
if this Jeff character doesn't already have an agent, he better get one asap!
Posted by: CaliKid | December 02, 2005 at 02:41 PM
I'm sorry, I can't tell which person this "Jeff" fellow is supposed to be. All the people on the left seem to be the same.
Posted by: Use Once & Destroy | December 02, 2005 at 02:44 PM
I mean to say, this Jeff person is one beautiful man!
Posted by: Use Once & Destroy | December 02, 2005 at 02:48 PM
Holy Crap, I haven't laughed that hard in a while!! Bravo, my friend. The "tom cruise" made me wet myself a little bit
Posted by: Breanne Davis | December 02, 2005 at 03:06 PM
The Jessica Simpson is priceless. Love the weird orange light. And the furry cleavage. Now that's hot!
Posted by: Li'l Annie Fannie | December 02, 2005 at 03:15 PM
Your friend Jeff is amazingly talented. And verruh, verruh hot. That was a great laugh!
Posted by: Angelina | December 02, 2005 at 03:56 PM
LOL, give us more!!!!
Posted by: Trace | December 02, 2005 at 04:11 PM
Every time I see a photo of Kevin Federline I wonder what type of God would allow such a creature to breathe.....
Posted by: Long Island Irish | December 02, 2005 at 06:19 PM
Too funny! You know what would be icing on the cake? A matching bow in Jeff's hair for the Paris Hilton simulation.
Posted by: Janni | December 02, 2005 at 06:28 PM
In the first picture, Jeff also looks like Sean William Scott!
Posted by: Brie | December 02, 2005 at 06:55 PM
Holy crap. This just made me choke. What a hoot!
Posted by: Kim | December 02, 2005 at 07:56 PM
Jeff is my new best friend, too damn funny! Thanks for the laugh. :-D
Posted by: SM | December 02, 2005 at 11:33 PM
Hilarious.More More More!!!!
Posted by: Lisa21 | December 03, 2005 at 08:15 AM
HAH HAHAHAHAHHA That is hilarious. More more more!
Posted by: Lisa21 | December 03, 2005 at 08:15 AM
I love your artistic take on the insanity that is celebritydom, and while I was momentarily confused by the wacky pictures, your friend with the face of rubber proved to be more than worthy entertainment. A.W.E.S.O.M.E.
Posted by: Jen | December 03, 2005 at 09:17 AM
Anna. Nicole. Smith.
Just had one of those "hey guys, you HAVE to see this" moments with my friends. Awesome.
Posted by: Llia | December 03, 2005 at 11:19 AM
I love JEFF! Boy can that guy sing!
Posted by: mrbigboy | December 03, 2005 at 12:07 PM
thanks for making my crappy day alot less crappy.
Posted by: chey | December 03, 2005 at 01:22 PM
Awesome. More, please!
Posted by: Jennie | December 03, 2005 at 04:22 PM
Whoa... he's awesome! Love the Tom Cruise.
Posted by: Katie | December 03, 2005 at 04:23 PM
is anna nicole smith serious?
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted by: | December 03, 2005 at 04:56 PM
OMG. LOL. Hilarious. The Anna Nicole one had me rolling. He's got Tom Cruise -down-. Funny shate.
I think Jeff should do a weekly or daily celeb-pose picture like this! More more more!
Posted by: Cricket | December 03, 2005 at 06:20 PM
Its amazing,...I can hardly tell Jeff, from Anna. OMG, haven't laughed like that since yesterday.
Posted by: elly_smiles | December 03, 2005 at 10:33 PM
Wow! I love making fun of celebs too!
Posted by: Cassie | December 03, 2005 at 11:09 PM
wahahaha! so funny! salut!
Posted by: malaine | December 04, 2005 at 12:15 AM
LOL!! I love the pics!! Awesome job ;) MORE, I want moooreeeeee!
Posted by: baybee_dawl | December 04, 2005 at 01:35 AM
These are hilarious. The Paris Hilton one is absolutely perfect. Could you add some more?
Posted by: M | December 04, 2005 at 06:04 AM
He's a riot!
Posted by: midevil | December 04, 2005 at 06:17 AM
the pissed off arnold attacking his ice cream cone is awesome - nice touch with the dog bone, heh. the tilted lazy eyed paris i priceless! Love it!
Posted by: mm | December 04, 2005 at 12:16 PM
Just loving it all, epecially the Paris. Ohhh the Anna Nicole is marvelous, poor Jessica - just loving it.
Posted by: Damien | December 04, 2005 at 03:05 PM
I can't decide which is scarier - the Tom Cruise or the Anna Nicole Smith. No... no, I've decided. It's Tom Cruise, all the way.
Brilliantly talented, your friend. More! More!
Posted by: jenny | December 04, 2005 at 04:44 PM
Please do Reese Witherspoon, with her patented jaw-clenched "perky" grin and freaky long pointy chin.
Posted by: Mombi | December 04, 2005 at 07:19 PM
hahahahahahahahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted by: Mariele | December 04, 2005 at 09:36 PM
Damn, he is serious awesome!! Love it!
Posted by: gabs | December 05, 2005 at 04:59 AM
he's hysterical! those are really great...
Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) | December 05, 2005 at 07:33 AM
you've made my day
x
Posted by: bish | December 05, 2005 at 08:31 AM
Anna and Arnold made me laugh out loud.
I love how he's chewing the big ole dog bone. And what the hell is holding his lips so wide open to be Anna?
Friggen Hilarious!
Posted by: DonnaJEM | December 05, 2005 at 10:04 AM
omg. i laughed so hard i peed!! more photos please
Posted by: lmj | December 05, 2005 at 10:40 AM
Hah. Bonus points for making those Q-Tips stay in without laughing them out!
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | December 05, 2005 at 10:57 AM
the anna nicole one was priceless, spilled my damn nail polish over my damn keyboard, please please do this one of sienna miller lookin like a chipmunk:
http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/sienna_miller_attacks_paparazzi_again.php#comments
Posted by: j'talia | December 05, 2005 at 02:03 PM
some were a little too exaggerated, but the anna nicole smith spoof was quite funny! what on earth are those white things pushing his lips up? lol
Posted by: cherise | December 06, 2005 at 12:53 AM
LMAO he's sooo funny! but he needs to shave prety badly :D
Posted by: mojoglitz | December 06, 2005 at 03:34 AM
This is the funniest thing I've seen here yet! I demand MORE!
Posted by: Monster | December 06, 2005 at 02:48 PM
Hmm - can you replicate Paris getting attacked by her kinkajou?
Posted by: Pat Angello | December 06, 2005 at 06:47 PM
Great - urine on the leather chair.....ROFL!
Posted by: Karen Rani | December 06, 2005 at 08:43 PM
Holy fuck he's good!
I laughed my ass off looking at those impersonations, Jeff sure did a great job!
Posted by: Fug. | December 06, 2005 at 10:01 PM
that's awesome. they should run this guy's pics in a mag side-by-side just like you have here! hilarious :)
Posted by: Greyor | December 07, 2005 at 05:16 AM
Hehehehehehe...I just keep coming back to the Gallery to see if there's any updates but instead just scroll down to look at your funny friend's take on Anna Nicole.....PRICELESS!!!!
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | December 07, 2005 at 06:50 AM
BRILLIANT. OOH this was just superb to stumble upon!
Posted by: christina | December 07, 2005 at 06:56 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
breathe
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: Erin | December 07, 2005 at 08:28 AM