The Paris Hilton VooDoo Doll
Yes, I know...Paris Hilton again. It's only because I've noticed an increased frequency of Paris Hilton backlash in the gossip tabloids, and we seem to gobble it up with glee. Star Magazine recently ran a cover story accusing Paris of "backstabbing" and "boyfriend stealing" and went on to feature her growing list of enemies. Italian designer Valentino called Paris "vulgar", Mary Kate Olsen is upset Paris stole her oversized Greek boyfriend, Shannon Dougherty is still seething over the fact that her ex-husband "starred" with Paris in the infamous sex video, and Page Six reported that Paris's own pet monkey attacked her while they were shopping together in Las Vegas. The way things are going, it's only a matter of time before Tinkerbell goes for her throat. For this reason, I have created the Paris Hilton Voodoo Doll. It was designed not to cause bodily harm to Paris....no, each prick of the pin will only embroil her in more scandal and humiliation. We'll be entertained by her downfall, and she'll gain the notoriety she seeks. Everyone wins. Buy one today!
That is fantastic! You have the hands and feet down perfect!
So now, where can I get the doll? :)
Posted by: Lesley | November 20, 2005 at 08:13 PM
very nice14, her face is right on. and very good observation by valentino, its about time other people realized that Paris Hilton is just a big bony woman with too much money and not enough integrity.
Posted by: pastina | November 20, 2005 at 08:36 PM
genius may i say?
Posted by: MIchelle | November 20, 2005 at 08:47 PM
So awesome it hurts.
Posted by: Mel | November 20, 2005 at 09:19 PM
OMG I laughed my ass off! Not only did you get Paris' hideous "hand feet" right, but you also got Shannen Doherty's uneven eyes right, too! Mary Kate is histerical as well although i don't know anything about the pet monkey -- I thought she had a more exotic animal that crapped on her this time. Oh more please!
Posted by: LittleOracle | November 20, 2005 at 09:44 PM
The depiction of the man feet is fabulous !
Posted by: Pickle | November 21, 2005 at 01:10 AM
Sheer brillance, once again....especially that poor monkey!
Posted by: Morrigan | November 21, 2005 at 01:11 AM
isn't she shannen doherty?
Posted by: | November 21, 2005 at 01:26 AM
Excellent lol
Posted by: Sandra | November 21, 2005 at 01:33 AM
You captured her lazy eye perfectly.
Posted by: kate | November 21, 2005 at 03:48 AM
Genius.... pure genius. I actually laughed out loud with joy as the page loaded.
Posted by: Lindsey | November 21, 2005 at 04:36 AM
OMG! Shannon's eyes really DO look like that! And what exactly IS that THING Paris is calling a "pet" these days? She really WILL do ANYTHING for attention.
Posted by: Tara S. | November 21, 2005 at 04:48 AM
You captured Shannen Doherty's face perfectly
Posted by: jesseeka | November 21, 2005 at 04:53 AM
I love how you nailed her cockeye.
Bravo!
Posted by: Jeannie Bueller | November 21, 2005 at 07:24 AM
Great job on the lazy eye. Shannon Dougherty's crazy eyes look good too.
Posted by: Cyn | November 21, 2005 at 07:35 AM
.... aaaahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA!!! dats soo hilarious... and the pet monkey... -priceless
Posted by: mishi | November 21, 2005 at 08:23 AM
Now that is a great product idea! That poor little monkey, if I was a monkey and if I was forced to wear those stupid outfits I'd injure her very badly resulting in her being forced into a motorized wheel chair and then I'd nibble on the break cables!
Posted by: Long Island Irish | November 21, 2005 at 08:34 AM
Oh my God!!! I'm laughing hysterically at Paris's droopy eye and then I scroll down and see the monkey and Shannon's f'd-up eyes - I fell off my chair!! pure ingenious.
Huge fan - keep it up.
Posted by: Bunny | November 21, 2005 at 09:12 AM
Ooh, that Shannon Dougherty is freaky! Nice job.
Posted by: Patrick Fitzgerald | November 21, 2005 at 09:20 AM
Oh my god. The feet. THE FEET. She looks like one of those homunculus drawings of the cerebral cortex.
Posted by: Kipling | November 21, 2005 at 09:52 AM
Congratulation 14! You're the best!
You perfectly pictured Paris' large and ugly foot.
Posted by: Lola Montès | November 21, 2005 at 10:01 AM
Hehehehehehehehe, Ms. Dougherty's face is the BEST!! And anyone who takes a monkey shopping deserves to have their face ripped off.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | November 21, 2005 at 10:32 AM
Wonderful! I especially like the portrait of Mary Kate :)
Posted by: milica | November 21, 2005 at 11:14 AM
This is your best work yet! Hilarious!
Posted by: E. | November 21, 2005 at 11:24 AM
This is my favorite painting of yours.
EVER.
Posted by: | November 21, 2005 at 12:13 PM
lmao! you captured her "cock"-eyed face perfectly!
Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) | November 21, 2005 at 12:45 PM
I want to buy one!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: | November 21, 2005 at 07:55 PM
Have you thought about fashioning Xmas tree ornaments out of that?
Posted by: midevil | November 21, 2005 at 07:59 PM
can i get one in "tom cruise"?
Posted by: anastasia b. | November 21, 2005 at 08:50 PM
Geniuser than the geniusest of the geniusest, dahlink! Just when I question whether you'll be able to squeeze more comic juice out of the same vapid celeb repeatedly, out comes more pulpy-rich goodness!
It's the little details that make this one sing. I can only add my meager voice to the chorus of praise for Paris's man-hands/man-feet. Thank you also for the restrained dig at Shannon Doherty's eye placement (one eye on her forehead, the other below her nostrils looks about right to me, too)!
So Paris stole Mary Kate Olsen's boyfriend from her? Why doesn't this guy just dry-hump a Norfin Troll doll and be done with it? It'd be a lot lower-maintenance date.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | November 21, 2005 at 11:22 PM
This totally made my day. I love it when you do Paris Hilton. And those over sized sunglasses that swallow up Mary Kate's face!
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | November 22, 2005 at 05:35 AM
Hil-AR-ious. And perfect likeness of Valentino!
Did anyone see the Southpark where they had Paris on and Tinkerbell shot herself in the face? I see a similar future for this woebegone simian pet of hers.
OOOHHHHHh 14, please do one of Brit-Fedz poor son! I heard they left a club all boozed up at 2:30 AM and little SEAN was seen in the back seat!! Attack of the crappy trailer trash parents!!!
"Nibble on the break cables," GREAT! Hah.
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | November 22, 2005 at 06:57 AM
you are so gifted!
Posted by: gena | November 22, 2005 at 08:23 AM
OMG 14, you are awesome! You got Parasite to a T! I love the bony hands and toes! If you were a man, I'd marry you!
Posted by: NY Diva | November 22, 2005 at 10:15 AM
OMG...That lazy eye, those gigantic hands, Shannon Dougherty..OMG..Mary Kate is wretched with her starbucks..I can't quit laughing.
The only one missing from your satisfied customers is Nicole Richie..or maybe she is there, she's just lost so much weight she's invisible.
Good 1 14!!!
Posted by: kea | November 22, 2005 at 12:55 PM
did I spell shannon dohickey's name wrong? AWESOME!!!
Thanks for your comments everyone.
14
Posted by: 14 | November 22, 2005 at 01:51 PM
The Paris Doll appears to be stuffed with pubic hair! Priceless.
Posted by: Fig Leaf | November 22, 2005 at 03:46 PM
GREAT!!! I hope she gets a few more pins to tie down her skirt. It seems like she is always accidentally flashing the whole world.
Posted by: ralph | November 22, 2005 at 08:01 PM
fabulous! specially mary kate's wasted look...
Posted by: Orianna | November 22, 2005 at 08:43 PM
LOL thanks The Idle Receptionist!!! I'm really glad you liked my "Kill Paris via the break cables" idea. Perhaps the cables would let go just as she was on top of a large hill. She'd roll straight into oncoming traffic and be hit by a cement truck. Tragic.....NOT!!!
Posted by: Long Island Irish | November 22, 2005 at 10:16 PM
Can you get any effing funnier! I love you! I honestly love you!
Posted by: trish | November 23, 2005 at 05:45 AM
Freakin awesome.
Posted by: Kris | November 23, 2005 at 08:41 AM
Oh my!!!! Gawd!!!!! You are something to come up with this one. I love you!!!
I'm also glad to know I'm not the only one who noticed Shannon Dougherty doesn't have a symetrical face. Those crooked eye sockets drive me nuts!
Posted by: Chansmom | November 23, 2005 at 11:38 AM
Shannen Doherty! As my dad would say, "She has blew eyes: one blew north, one blew south."
I'd love to see you take on PETE Doherty next, though he already looks like you whacked him across the chops with your mighty paintbrush!
Posted by: Francine | November 23, 2005 at 01:07 PM
God she does have monster feet and hands (watch out Uma). Wait, no she almost has man feet, clonking great man feet, they almost would'nt look out of place on a coal miner!
Lets hope Paris forgets to give chimpy his monthly ebola shot.
Posted by: Damien | November 23, 2005 at 01:34 PM
my god. you drew her feet PERFECTLY. and her droopy eye. and mary-kate. and valentino. god. the whole thing is just RIGHT on. so awesomee!
Posted by: Katie | November 23, 2005 at 03:53 PM
Its pure genius 14! I can't top the comments already put forth except to agree: the hands/feet are perfect (imagine being the person who pedicures those muthas?), the wonky eye, the lazy smile, the beaky nose. I also love the tiny fingers on midget Mary Kate.
Posted by: ffleur | November 24, 2005 at 06:10 PM
absolutely amazing!! very funny too!! you actually draw her better looking than she is in real life. and...i love valentino, mary kate, shannon and the monkey...too funny. the monkey story is hysterical!!
Posted by: sylvie | November 24, 2005 at 08:43 PM
hahahaha hahahaha paris feet same as real jajjajaja
14 excellente work
big fan girl!
Posted by: Mariele | November 25, 2005 at 08:15 AM
Frighteningly right on.
Posted by: daisyss | November 25, 2005 at 09:39 AM