Sharky's Face Stretching Machine
I am a big fan of Burt Reynolds and have enjoyed his box office hits, as well as his flops. I even own a Malone poster (see below) in which Burt is standing in front of an exploding inferno, firing off a huge machine gun while wearing a jet black toupee. He was aging wonderfully...distinctive, some would say....so WHY WHY WHY did he go and stretch his face out with all that unnecessary plastic surgery?!?!? Second in my series of Celebrity Halloween Masks, this Burt Reynolds mask is sure to scare all your friends. To make your costume even MORE disconcerting, wear it while dressed in the leather daddy outfit Burt wore in Deliverance. Yikes. Thank you Karin for the headline idea!
I agree! I love Burt Reynolds. Shame what he's done to his face. If only these people would wake up to how silly they look once they have this done. And with the money they make, they could certainly cough up some bucks to pay someone who knows what they're doing.
Take a look at Joe Pesci. Now that's baaaaad plastic surgery. I could go on.
Thanks for the extra portrait this week. You're spoiling us!
Posted by: chansmom | October 25, 2005 at 02:23 PM
That mask actually looks like Saddam Hussein to me.
Posted by: kate | October 25, 2005 at 02:48 PM
I just wanted to say that I love your art. I think this is my new favourite site.
Posted by: dee | October 25, 2005 at 03:03 PM
Malone looks like a virile young Saddam Hussein.
Posted by: Fan C. Panse | October 25, 2005 at 05:33 PM
The way he's going he'll be Liza Minelli's dream man in no time!!!
Posted by: Long Island Irish | October 25, 2005 at 07:39 PM
The plastic surgery makes him look, well -- like he's not white. Perhaps he wanted to change races as he aged? Mmm ...
You are such a dedicated artist!
So much Love,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | October 25, 2005 at 07:49 PM
The bad face lift destracts from what really bothers Burt about his "new" look . . .
HIS HAIR!
Great work 14! Keep it up!
Posted by: fINGERfOOD | October 25, 2005 at 08:37 PM
14 you have done it again. It looks as disturbing as the real thing. Do you wet your pants laughing while you create your masterpieces? I would.
Posted by: Girl | October 25, 2005 at 11:18 PM
Great guy but I agree that hes over shot the mark with the stretching - One does imagine that his face could be donated to the science, the stress on his facial pores alone are beyond explaination, we need answers!
Posted by: Damien Morgan | October 25, 2005 at 11:39 PM
That's hilarious! I actually bought that movie for someone a few years ago as a joke!!! It's hard to belive, but the movie is even funnier than the poster! MALONE!!!
Posted by: | October 26, 2005 at 07:28 AM
I was recently involved in a Burt related project and by all accounts he was a first-rate pro. With a freaky face.
Apparently, he told show biz stories that turned many people's hair white. Plus his face was way freaky.
Posted by: Franklin | November 01, 2005 at 01:41 AM
He was quite attractive in earlier years, but look what too many painkillers, a bad toupe and cheating on your wife then getting divorce will do to your face!!
Posted by: BurtWho? | February 01, 2006 at 10:47 AM
I personally think he is a jerk. As people condenm Mel Gibson for his disgusting remark, Ole buddy Burt has actually assaulted people, but was never arrested such as the photographer at some event, his ex wife, the sock it to me girl from Laugh In and the disgusting was he treated Loni Anderson. All the plastic surgery in the world cannot hide the ugliness within.
Posted by: Shay | July 31, 2006 at 08:46 PM
That's really good. When are you going to do Kurt Russell? Or Sly Stallone?
Posted by: | September 09, 2006 at 09:09 AM
Yo, Zippy. That's not a machine gun Burt is holding in your Malone poster; it's a pump action shotgun.... DOH!
Posted by: Husabob | February 25, 2007 at 05:45 AM