Britney, Kevin and Little Sean Preston

I played around in my time machine again this weekend and tore a photo from Star Magazine to bring back and show you.  Here we have a paparazzi photograph of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline taking their bouncing bundle of joy out for a stroll in the Hollywood Hills. Baby Sean Preston appears to be foaming at the mouth and has stained his face, hands and $800 designer warm up suit with sticky orange Cheeto goo. Mommy Britney looks a bit grossed out by the mess while Daddy Kevin looks on with detached amusement. Britney has just given Kevin a brand new $28,000 watch and he enjoys showing it off while guzzling his 64 oz Big Gulp.  I bet there's Orange Fanta inside that enormous cup....this family appears to enjoy consuming things that are bright orange.

Comments

[Miss Hollywood]

Brilliant as always!

[mrbigboy]

Oh the Queen of White Trash! No matter how much money her ass generates she will always be a skank. Her man is skanky. The poor baby has no chance in hell. Let's hope she goes the Cournty Love way. Trips to 7-11 are not interesting. Tripping at the 7-11 much more fun. 14 you sure did get the skin color right, Cheeto Tan.

[Francine]

Gotta love that Cheet-o goatee!

[Long Island Irish]

LOL that is funny and probably VERY actuate. I feel SOOO sorry for that child, he has no hope. It's a shame these people were allowed to bring a child into the world. I see a future Michael Jackson here--let's just hope this union is "blessed" no more!

[venus]

i love her tongue out of her mouth. that's art baby!

[TheIdleReceptionist]

OH. MY. GOD. I almost GUFFAWED outloud at my desk!!! Holy Poo that has to be the funniest one yet, 14!!! Bravo.

I love the zombied out expression of little Preston, probably due to NICOTINE ADDICTION and FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROM from his alkie mom and ashtray dad...

Boy, you really capture K-Fed's constantly zonked out crackspression to a "T."

[Teresa Lee]

I'm nicknaming the baby, Ward. Sooner or later, he's going to become the ward of the state of California. My guess? 4 years.

[Manuela]

But where's the baby's Mocha Frappucino???

[me again]

OMG...I just snarfed my big gulp and choked on my cheetos!!!!

Did you send this as a card with her baby gift?

I love the pimp outfit and the fat no make-up Brittany is perfect!! That pricetag on Federswine's watch is well...priceless.

Again you've made my day.
:)

[Ginger Vitis]

This family IS bright orange! And I love how Brit's teeth have gone missing. Is this something Kev insisted on for his own comfort, or did they just leave in the night of their own accord?

[Larry Hagman's Liver]

Are you sure Brit's fat, maybe she's pregnant again? This picture is both hilarious and scary at the same time. Is there anything worse than white trash celebrity? Do you think Kev & Britt have a trailor parked at their mansion, to remind them of the good old days?

[Amanda]

Poor little baby... they won't even leave enough money for him to pay for his three day a week visits to the shrink.

[ffleur]

I love how you made the baby's eyes wide apart like Mama Brit. And the drool coming out of his mouth and his little red/orange nose. So funny and adorable and right on 14!

[Demon Kitty]

Looking at these two disgusting human beings just burns up the serotonin in my brain.

I wonder if they have a toilet masquerading as a planter in their front yard?

So much love,
Demon Kitty

[cherise]

excellent! I love it - everything right down to the backdrop with the palm trees! A sad, almost black-comedy-like but accurate portrayal of things to come.

[Viper Tetsu]

Christ flavored with Splenda, I'm running out of superlatives, m'dear! Nowhere else on earth can belly-laughs be found with such a sharp and pointy skewer behind 'em.

I can just see you agonizing, with your typical attention to detail, over capturing the perfect viscous texture of the neon-cheeto-dust-and-baby-drool paste encrusted on that Spawn's vacant puss. THAT is genius. Genius, genius, GENIUS!!

[Sylvie]

Oh my God!! You are the best!! This is so hysterical!! All of your work is so great and this is probably so accurate considering these 2 nimrods most likely have no idea how to raise a child and would give him a bag of Cheetos when he starts to cry. Great work!! Keep it up!

[mowneek]

FAS baby? Eeps!

[Karla]

Jeebus! How high is Cletus (aka Kevin)?

I love the fact that Brit is STILL not wearing a bra. Good one 14!

[sder]

You're sick people...You on't have your own life and you have to write all this bullsh*t for Britney?

You're so so sad. And someone who did this...just stupid

[Zoe]

Oh you gotta do one on Mariah Carey! In every picture I've seen of her she's suckin in her gut...so how bout drawing her in one of her usual diva poses waving to her public or whatever then in another drawing her 'relaxing' at home (in bed?) puffing out air 'whooooosh' and she's bloated up to her actual size of a god forbid size 12! Bahaa. What do you think?

[TheIdleReceptionist]

No, sder,
I think by "on't," you meant to type, "don't." Just doing your spellcheck for you...

[Lou]

I cannot understand how Britney Spears was a nice girl before she became famous and rich and then after the money came in she became white trash.

[mishi]

*sigh* they are all so messed up...

[sammy]

is this the first official photo because it soooo cryable funny

[reeb]

yea i just love this site and wood (oops) love to see Mariah Carey too!

[kelly]

Hilarious. I can't believe how big of a joke Spears has become. Does she have any idea what she's doing? It's one thing to not care what people think, but it's quite another to become a complete slob.

[indigo]

That is funny!!!

[chansmom]

Oh my! It isn't just me thinking those two are completely out of their minds. And to bring a child into the picture is crazy.

I look forward to the day Brit wakes up and sees what a dead-beat she married. Of course sooner, rather than later. She might be bled dry by the guy any minute. I don't see her making anymore "music". She's over.

Loved the work! And yes, you have to do one on Mariah. What a piece of work she's turning out to be.

[midevil]

The little baby is scared! Look at 'em! He's staring right at the camera, thinking "please get me the fuck out of here!" Does Amnesty International get involved in these situations?

[Jason]

I am so worried about their child.

[Al Pastor]

Chansmom, I belive Britney won't have any problem making money when She gets back into performing. White Trash or not, She has always been about hard work and blind ambition. The music business post-MTV has NOTHING to do with "Talent" (or "Music", for that matter). It's about wanting what they got. Witness Rap "music", "Reality" TV, Paris Hilton, etc. I predict that one day, Preston Spears will be the most famous person in the world !

If You really think about it, Britneys' story is rather inspiring. Talent be dammed, She's never been a Quitter.....

[Lisa]

God, I keep laughing at that expression on Britney's face. It's as if she's saying: "GAAAAHHHHH!" Mid burp, fart and laugh.

[William Sellari]

That is probably the greatest picture I've ever seen in my life. Is there anyway to get a large print of it?

[DonnaJEM]

OMG Britney now looks like Anna Nicole Smiths toothless cousin!!

Ah, little S-Pres with his wide set eyes, orange "extreme nacho" flurb, the PIMP cap. Completely awesome.
Lovin how Britney's boobies look like they're down around her naval.
And finally, that sky-high, shat eaten grin on McK-Fed's mush.
They look like they're headin to either a party at Def-Jam records, (so Kletus can show off his bling) or a reunion picnic for the orginial cast of The Dukes of Hazzard. (the bag of Cheetos was supposed to be their side dish) Oops.

[Scarlet Snapdragon]

You know what this site is missing? Tons and tons of self referential stuff; pictures of you and your friends, pictures of you and celebrities, pictures of people with "14" stickers. Long boring monologues about parties you've been to, your lovers' birthday parties, and the celebs who write about you on their blogs...basically, Sandra Bernhard Syndrome, where you start off funny, making fun of celebrities, and then you become one and you are funny no more.

Oh wait. I'm sorry; I've been reading certain other gossip blogs again. I forgot, there are places in cyberspace where it's not all about the blogger!!!

[Jolly James]

Damn- too bad they did not live in New Orleans...or Texas...

[wasabi]

Funny as usual! While on the subject of messed up couples with innocent children involved, surely you can find some humor in Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and their whole scene. They arent too pretty to parody!!! How about it, 14?

[Ilsa]

This picture makes me absolutely nauseous. There is nothing worse than seeing trailer trash with Cheeto dust encrusted in their teeth and fingernails. Love how you've captured Britney's shapeless post-pregnancy body; she looks like a potato sack. And that pointy-nosed, rat-faced K-Fed looks like the biggest scumbag who ever walked the earth.

[Bob]

Not sure about the foreground stuff but the background is impressive. Wish you had time to pursue and post art that was less goofball. It is fun seeing someone like yourself with talent lean over and rip one every once in a while, its just too bad we can't see more.

[wendi]

SO when is kevin going to get a real job and start supporting his own family? Since he has been with britney all he has done is munched off of her.

[The Green Robin]

You are so freaking talented!!
I love my weekly dose of good animated humor. Thanks and keep up the great work!

[Damien Morgan]

Somewhere in a truly karmic sense a trailer home lays abandoned. Come on you just know somehow, somewhere in the future Kevin will stray - ahhh 14 if only I had your powers of time travel.

[Anony-Mouse]

Love how Brittney has ZERO teeth.

[Brian]

14, you are magical.

[Francine]

Nothin' says "class" like a Cheet-o goatee

[Dawn (webmiztris)]

love it! you've totally captured Kevin's perpetual 'stoned' look.

[Brian]

Fantastic work, you're one of the best caricature artists I've ever seen

[Megan]

Britney is a skank what is wrong with her... Kevin loves her money. The kid will hopefully not inherit her big forehead.