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Mark

I really liked her in American Pie but have to respect her for doing what she likes rather than what other people push for all the time

JULIAN

SHUT UP ... I LOVE U TARA URE AMAZING...

I REMEMBER U AT MIKONOS AND ST TROPEZ. THOSE PROGRAMS WERE AMAZING... AND I LOVE VODKA 2!!

Signs Of Alcohol Abuse

It looks like your readers have fully endorsed Tara as a walking advertisement for the party generation. We can all have a good laugh at Tara now, but what a shame to think what her life will be like in 10 or 20 years when the booze and her lifestyle really reveal her shortcomings and shallow existence.

M.L.

Come on, everyone loves a train wreck. The show was great. Beautiful places, half naked drunk women...who could ask for more. Bring back happy hour... And oh... Bring back Taradise. Who knows, maybe the lost episodes will contain a red carpet wardrobe malfunction (Thanks Diddy, you should send her a fifth with all your party invitations).

Purple Avenger

What's next? Being found face down in a pool of her own vomit in a cheap Hollywood hotel room, shot full of speedballs?

I suppose there are worse ways to go...although none of them leap to mind at the moment...

Maria

I used to enjoy watching this series when Brook Burke was on it was classy than now it just plain trashy

michal

I especially love the neon Dive Bar and blurb about world relations.

michal

I actually sat and watched an entire episode of "Taradise". I was hoping to see some drunken shamefulness, but I was thouroughly disappointed. I love your poster. It truly captures the essence of Tara Reid.

John Di Saia MD

I don't know if that is funny or sad; maybe a little of both.

Jason

I feel sorry for Tara Reid.

B

This makes me wish I had my own tv show...I'm just as qualified..

Sarah

It's almost like when you see the show, you are thinking to yourself during the credits, "Is this real? Something is... not right here."
I'm all for having different bodies and styles and voices on my TV, I am, but Tara Reid just makes me sad with her 50 pounds of face.
I am NOT the person to call a girl on her drinking habits but sometimes, in the interview parts of the show, she doesn't look so chunk in the face.
Bloating.
Drinking.
Bloating and Drinking and man, I hope she's having fun now and can let go later because it ain't gonna be pretty.
Do her people not like her or are they just incompetant?

Damien

You kind of get the impression that this is as good as Tara is going to look. I guess we're looking at the nex Tza Tza Gabor in the making.

Jodi

Tara doctor in the house? Someone, help me, I'm having spasms over here! Brilliant brilliant brilliant!

Monica

You used the word floozy! I love it!

chingas

BEST...SITE...EVER!!!

Viper Tetsu

Dear Sweet Mother Mary huffing on a beer bong, you have blown the top off the HIGH-sterical puckish genius-meter! I've been in constant snicker-snort-and-chortle mode since viewing this.

Your portrait feels like the perfect synergy of artist-at-creative-peak and subject. This is your Citizen Kane of skankocity, your Sgt. Pepper of skeeze,your Ben-Hur of booze-marinated Bimbocity. Tara could be the Gala to your Dali, the ultimate muse to your poison pen and paints.

...Or maybe she's just a pathetic, over-the-hill-by-30, vodka-soused chippie that you draw with wicked brilliance.

Either way,Los manos cornudos (sp?) extended. You frickin' ROCK.

brimstone

good lord... your brilliance blinds me!

Amanda Brammall

Which one's the drawing?

kumzooloo

Holy Crapasaurus, that's a good one E. Right on. I watched some of the promos for her show- holy moley- I think I'd rather watch the Britney show than that crap, it looks soooo baaaaad. Poor gal.

DonnaJEM

LOVE that look on her face, as if she's cracking up laughing at absolutely nothing.
Drunk people tend to do that.

Manuela

I don't know what the big deal is... I mean she looks great for someone in her 40's... a bit sad maybe... but you know... now that she's well into middle age... well... I guess she's trying to relive the party days of her 20's.

Wassat???

She's how old?

Really?

Oh.

Never mind then.

fabio

that shit just made my day!

hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barry

The only thing missing from the queen of skank is her coochie hanging out for all to see. Excellent rendition though

Janina

On pointe!
That girl can not act to pay her bar tab. The Gods must have been upon her when she got a job being the international boozy floozy.
14, You ROCK!

TheIdleReceptionist

Ohh...that promo pic just *might* be the first one I've seen of her where you CAN'T see open boob/vagina...

Great rendering, by the way...14, you are really getting good at drawing hands (don't mean to sound weird, just noticing!!)

lmj

you went too easy on her. this chick is HARSH!

Leslie

Perfection!

Eliza BeLittle

The stupid move would have been to turn down this project, so in that instance, Tara was quite discerning.

The true idiot is the person who wrote that "... improving world relations, one party at a time" bit.

Her voice is quite sexy, and highly appropriate, don't you think?

SecretAdmirer

The eyes and smeared eye makeup are dead on accurate!

mel

Excellent !

morrigan


As always 14, you've done a stellar job.

Ehm...Tara, you're 29 years old. Isn't that a bit over the hill to be acting like a perpetual drunk sorority girl? No, sadly enough that's probably an insult to anyone who's been in a sorority.

Demon Kitty

Oo! La! La!

THANK YOU 14!!!! My wish has come true! You've finally done one of that na - stay Queen of Skank - Tara Reid! Barf! Blech! Wretch!!!

I love the way you've captured her slut look: the roots, the truckloads of smeared black mascara ... the sun burnt- dried out skin... the open mouth which indicates a high level of intelligence. Is that a line on her forehead? The phrase "stale vodka" comes to mind every time I see her. She always looks like she's been rolling around on a dirty bar room floor!

ery

Wow, just have to say I love the blotchy skin tone and smeared makeup.

Um, not on the real Tara, just the paint coloring came out very realistic...sadly enough

Long Island Irish

lol I like the photo of her and Paris Hilton. Paris isn't too tighty wound either and even she looks upset to be anywhere near Tara! What is wrong with these people? Do they really find this cool or sexy? That whole party scene is certainly not something I ever want to be around let alone get involved in!!!

Jessica

Thanks for a really accurate representation of Tara!

midevil

Two years before she gets a butt tuck and a face job? Your image of her just rocks, capturing the scene beautifully!

Dawn (webmiztris)

plus I don't understand why they would give a show to someone who sounds like they have a perpetual case of laryngitis, but what do I know?

she's a disaster. when she sits next to Paris, she makes even Paris look almost honorable.

MFG

Thank you for the Truth! In the past few years, I have yet to see any footage of Tara without these huge wrinkled bags under her eyes. The girl is a wreck!

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