Hollywood's Hottest New Designer

This morning, Page Six columnist Cindy Adams wrote a little news item about Barbra Streisand...

"CHUBBY Streisand can't stuff into pal Donna Karan's creations and may switch to Omar the Tentmaker. Fat must be contagious. Husband James Brolin also ballooned . . ."

MEOW!!! Well, after reading such vitriol, I HAD to draw it. Had to. No question. 

Comments

[me again]

OMG...I AM SPEECHLESS

I have once again soiled the screen with my beverage.

"Papa...Can you ZIPPPP MEEE?"

SNORT
Keep it up 14...you're the best thing to hit the web since email.

:)

[Keedee]

Mmm... After my latest eating binge I'll need several in many summer shades. Too Cute!!

You forgot the sign that says "Don't you DARE look me in the eyes for I am a supreme being and you are nothing."

[DonnaJEM]

This is brilliance.
Pure and simple.

[Karla]

Dang that's blooded!

Makes me wonder: just how fat is she these days? Because Donna Karan's designs (save the DKNY line) are usually pretty tent-like themselves.

For the love of Jeezey Chreezey, can someone please link a recent picture of Ms. Fatty Streisand?

[Viper Tetsu]

Frickin' sublime, as always! Yer likeness is creepily perfect, right down to that conceited smirk. And I love the retro-futuristic ad design! You'll break the hearts of a lot of the rich and well-upholstered when they find out Omar's doesn't exist...

Few things in life make me wanna howl like an animal in a trap more than La Streisand. I don't know about reincarnation, but the fact that the relatively benign James Brolin is shackled to this pompous, oblivious, egotistical, talent-impaired, cross-eyed, fire-breathing hellion she-demon BITCH makes me suspect that he was Jack the Ripper in a past life. Or maybe Adolph Hitler.

[Lilly White]

Dontcha mean "in fine hardware stores everywhere"? *LOL*

[Dawn (webmiztris)]

MOOOOOOO.

But the best best best part (which I'm sure was deliciously intentional) is that you've finally captured her "bad" side! She's only ever shot from the left...not that it makes much difference...

Great job 14!

[Madame M]

Maybe for the fall season they can also come in flattering vertical stripes à la circus tent --to lengthen the line and draw the eye up, darling!

[Orlanda Resnick]

A plethora of women, Pitt & Cruise, of course, but where is Vile Vaughn, and all the other untouchable by ridicule-no matter what-white males of Hollywood?

Typical anglo hipster: You'll never really escape your brain washing.

Orlanda -

Typical brainwashed anglo hipster? Hmmmmm..........I LIKE it!!! Yay!!!!

14

[Knuckles McGillicutty]

Anglo Hipster, please one day do a pic of Owen "I have a penis nose" Wilson. I hate myself for loving him.
(I guess Orlanda missed the Billy Bob, Dave Navarro, Donald Trump, George Bush, Mickey Rourke and Puff Daddy postings)

Streisand: I love it. Lord she's horrid. If I were god, she'd be on a desert island with that Celine Dion creature, and they could excercise their lungs at each other all day long without inflicting it on the rest of us. And what a perfect world that might be...

[trish]

I dont think tht tent is big enough. Anyways, love the site & illustrations! You waaay talented!

[Long Island Irish]

LOL thank you for this! Barbra Streisand is a well known bitch and I always ejoy seeing snobs getting theirs! Great drawing 14!

[Dop]

Apparently, bitter must be thin. Ms. Adams must be a rail to make such statements. Oh wait, I've seen her. Nevermind.

[Mr NY]

The NY POST - it's a gossip rag Cindy Adams - and old white woman angry because the much older man she married for his money died and didn;t have any left to leave her at his passing

and as for the weight . . I once heard a heavy woman say to an abusive male companion "I amy be fat today, but I'll lose this weight. But you, you'll have that face forever