Celebrity Endorsement Idea No. 719

Marketers are missing out on the large demographic of aging and soon-to-be aging hipsters. Cool people don't want to be seen purchasing Depends for their bouts of incontinence, no, they need something more targeted to their sensibilities. Introducing Fergie's Rockin' Adult Diapers, the first fitted briefs designed exclusively for the needs of the savvy Baby Boomer and early Gen-X market segment.  Ever since Fergie's little on-stage accident, greater awareness of this issue has been raised, and hopefully marketers will cash in.

Comments

[FingerFood]

Add some hop to your hip
when your bladder begins to drip!

[Demon Kitty]

Ooo, that's a good one 14! Could you do a picture of Tara Reid being her full blow skank whore self?

See this link. Scroll down and enjoy:

http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=212010

So much love,
Demon Kitty

[Ren]

Not bad, but you might want to add in her eyebrow piercing for added realism.

Keep up the awesome work!! Love the site :-)

[Scout Finch]

BAAAAAAA HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!! HAAA!

That's all I can say.

[Amanda]

Insert "Peas" joke here. I always knew she was disgusting but this hit the nail on the head. Good stuff.

[TSB]

So cruel....yet so true.

[Violet]

This site needs a disclaimer... like "do not intake beverages waiting for page to load/while viewing"... I just spit my pop out everywhere at that painting!!

The expression you painted on Fergie is just... brilliant... I love your work!!

[Dawn (webmiztris)]

oh my god! I wonder if that was pee?? damn, she needs to stick with black pants if she's going to be doing that shit...

[Barry]

Thats not pee on her pants, it's a hasty attempt to distract us from her hedious voice. You on the otherhand are fantastic.

[Cali]

Its just sweat, I sweat like that all the time when I exercise.
But I love the joke on "black eyed pees". VERY CUTE! poor girl.
You have awesome interpretations though, 14!! you go girl!

[medeastrawberry345]

Trannys have a hard time remember how to pee, right after surgery.

[candy b]

Hahahahahaha! Loves it. :)

[Manuela]

That Strawberry person up there stole my line!!! Good on you... so I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like a pee-stained drag queen?

Cher Quatorze... I now find myself wondering... who would be a suitable spokesperson for say... Polident?

[Terri A.]

For whoever said that was crotch sweat...check out the following from the White Stripes message board:

"So, for anyone who was at the San Diego Street Scene show, you may have noticed that the Stripes took the stage very late, due to the fact that the Black Eyed Peas, who played right before the Stripes, showed up for their set almost a full hour late. Total disrespect, since every other band managed to make their show time on the dot.

The reason why the Black Eyed Peas took the stage so late is because they claim to have been "stuck in traffic" and that security wouldn't let them in. Anyway, after they took the stage, it was very clear that they were all very hammered.

So hammered, in fact, that Fergie decided to piss RIGHT ON THE STAGE.
No joke. According to radio reports, she moved over out of the spotlight at some point in their set, and just let it go. Without taking her pants off, either.

So, sure enough, when she got back in the spotlight, it was obvious what she'd done. And she just kept on going as if nothing happened."

[lilithharp17]

Usually, nobody can laugh at a woman wetting her pants except herself and be kind if she was your mother or your dad in death or dying but all women can have no need for that unless they choose never to have a urological exam instead of live with not knowing you can slide like a Marine with a vertical rope crossing if you can do it on arm then leg without a leg burn and you will be told just a pad for your period should always be brought to Ft Jackson for that 75 ft tower if it is not higher.

Also? You will loose your period if you do their training honestly and never mess sexually with any Drill Sgt sent to break you in better because if you get a STD you will be blamed if you are not me in 1984 and you know what?

I would make him your holy hell week in war ok?

good luck baby and hasta la vista

[14]

Lillithharp.....

ummmm....could you please run that by me again? I'm not too sure I understand. A woman wetting her pants causes a Holy war between drill sargents and urologists back in 1984?!?!

Please do write more!

14

[Viper Tetsu]

Christ in a kelly-green Duster, the nickname Fergie just SOUNDS like it belongs to someone with incontinence issues. Listen to it; say it out loud...FERGIE.

Put it in a sentence, like: "Aunt Fergie threw her hip out and needs me to run to the supermarket and pick up her Ben-Gay". And then it all starts to make sense.

I heard Fergie's favorite book is The Yellow River, by I.P. Freely...

i cant believe she did that on stage.. seriously. what was she thinking.. "no one will notice"?

[Daisyss]

If this is the kind of chick that Josh Duhamel wants (Fergie's boyfriend), I may have to re-think that crush I have on him. YUCK!!!

[anna]

what the hell lilliharp?? this site is about 14 and her brilliance, not your disconnected neurological misfirings....ALSO, 14, can you please draw Fergie's mysterious new face?? (see latest front cover of cosmo) she looks like a KLINGON!! did dr. kevorkian attempt plastic surgery? yikes...

[Jackie]

God, she certainly looks old enough to be pissing her pants. Those super closeups they do in the videos aren't doing her crow's-feet any favors.

[karin]

cripes. just one more incident in a disturbing trend of stars sharing their bodily functions with the public. How much more spit, urine, and pubic hair will we have to endure?

[lilSalty]

WOW. Bring your pad to a 75 foot high tower? Sounds like a lot of work. Perhaps a 1984 Holy War WOULD prevent Fergies piss probs.

[Cratedriver]

I can sense commercial sponsorship on this one.
http://www.cratedriver.com/iPeed.jpg

[Patrick Fitzgerald]

Actual Black Eyed Peas lyrics:

You know we was coming before we entered the door
Cause you could smell the rhyme when we was walking down the hall
We bring the Funk worse then a wet dog
Stinkin' like fat ladies shittin' out Logs
We drop enough shit to keep them toilets clogged

At least they're not shy about it.

[Sandy]

Stop hassling poor Fergie, she's a fellow human being just like the rest of us!

It's pretty obvious she was drunk, arrived at the gig with a full bladder, didn't have a chance to go, went onstage busting to pee, thought she could hold it til the end of the show and just misjudged it. She was drunk and she pissed her pants and she couldn't help herself. I actually think its really cool and sexy. Good on you Fergie for just rockin' out regardless!

[OMG]

i hate you all... you would probably shit yourself if you where infront of loads of people and peforming AND were drinking champane just before... you guys suck ass fergie rocks and she owns you all

[Matt]

Fergie sucks. Her singing is horrible even when she tries. Plus her videos set feminism back like 15 years, especially Fergilicious. She may be a female robot (HObot...?) made my chauvonists to make women look like skanks or objects.