Celebrity Endorsement Idea No. 645
If you like sour candies, then you'll love Renee Zellweger's EXTREME SOUR LEMON Candy. It's the sourest candy available on the market and is sure to put a permanent pucker on your face. Grab a package today and taste just how EXTREMELY sour these candies really are!
It's funny because it's true. Squinty McChipmunkcheeks. Stop vomiting, sweetheart, and the tell-tale puffy cheeks will go away.
Posted by: Laurie | June 24, 2005 at 02:32 PM
bahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
loves it!
Posted by: GRETCHEN | June 24, 2005 at 02:42 PM
It's so true. I wonder if she practices that face in front of a mirrow. It's so calculated...especially with the "aren't I sweet as pie" head tilt thrown in. I think we'd all enjoy her a lot more if she just plain smiled with abandon!
Posted by: Leanna | June 24, 2005 at 02:47 PM
Another winner from mz. '14.'
Keep 'em coming.
Yeah, what is with that 'look'?? She didn't always have it. She used to have a normal face. Bizarre.
These hollyweird types truly are from another planet.
Posted by: Huge Seagull | June 24, 2005 at 03:23 PM
Awesome!
It's so extremely strange and stupid.
Posted by: C.N. | June 24, 2005 at 03:48 PM
That was funny. Hilarious even. But Renee is really a sweet and genuine person compared to lots of the Hollywood phonies, so it made me feel bad for her.
Posted by: a roadie | June 24, 2005 at 04:40 PM
Once again, your Funhouse Mirror to the Stars delivers. Big time!
Sorry to get back to the whole alien thing, but...What terrifies me is how much Ms. Z's visage reminds me of Vincent D'Onofrio in Men in Black. Y'know, when the alien's eaten the REAL Vincent, and Vince's skin is stretched over the alien in a really puckery,queasy way...
I just hope that when the ravenous carnivorous alien insect rips out of Renee for a snack, that it's during an interview with that Access Hollywood plebe Billy Bush. I hate that oily bastard.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | June 24, 2005 at 05:00 PM
Girl, I laffed out loud at this one!
I have heard that Renee is a very nice person, but c'mon, we aren't saying she's evil or indulging in Tom Cruise's Vitamin Therapy/Thetan-B-Gone or nuthin'. We're just saying she's got a funny expression lately!
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 24, 2005 at 05:25 PM
I know, right?? What the hell IS that expression? Is it supposed to be sexy??
Posted by: Karen | June 24, 2005 at 07:33 PM
your a genius
Posted by: Mandi | June 24, 2005 at 08:22 PM
LOL!!! I love it.
Posted by: lucy | June 24, 2005 at 09:06 PM
luv it!!
Posted by: cherise | June 24, 2005 at 11:19 PM
i can't even look at that picture without laughing so hard that tears roll down my face!
Posted by: Hilari | June 24, 2005 at 11:38 PM
You captured her absolutely perfectly!
Posted by: Darcie | June 25, 2005 at 07:13 AM
You captured her absolutely perfectly!
Posted by: Darcie | June 25, 2005 at 07:13 AM
This is classic! This is on the level of Andy Warhol with a comic effect added. Can't stop laughing!
Posted by: Maria | June 25, 2005 at 07:47 AM
absolutely hilarious! love your work!
Posted by: quivie | June 25, 2005 at 10:10 AM
I love you.
Posted by: sean | June 25, 2005 at 01:20 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Good one!
Posted by: | June 25, 2005 at 01:43 PM
Just look closely at the lips in this picture. They are pursed and rouged and grotesque... exactly as the REAL Zellweger clown-mouth pucker-flappers. Well done, 14. Well done, indeed.
I loved her as Roxie Hart, but only when I held my finger close in front of my face to cover up hers. Just wanted to see the muscles and the dancing.
Posted by: astrid | June 25, 2005 at 01:55 PM
These paintings are SO BRILLIANT. Each one is a work of genius. Love it.
xo
http://conversationsfamouspeople.blogspot.com/
Posted by: DistressedJeans | June 25, 2005 at 03:09 PM
That is truly hilarious. I've often wondered why Renee purses her lips that way. It's unnatural, really. I loved her in Bridget Jones though. Somehow, the pursing fit that character perfectly but it really bothers me in other roles. Very intriquing artwork. I also loved the Donald Trump consipation relief formula.
Posted by: Neva | June 25, 2005 at 03:18 PM
This would be really funny if I hadn't heard this joke 5 years ago...
...like when Jim Carrey's character said it to her face in "Me, Myself & Irene."
Otherwise, this site is goof stuff.
Posted by: MFG | June 25, 2005 at 03:33 PM
She must practice that face in the mirror. Plus, I don't think guys dig that look. Who cares about her smile when you can't see her eyes?
Posted by: Amy Steier | June 25, 2005 at 05:35 PM
Haha! Funny thing is that yesterday my bro and I saw the trailer for Cinderella Man and I made one of Renee's stock facial expressions. It included the squint and the furrowed brow.
Keep them coming!
Posted by: Gosia | June 25, 2005 at 05:37 PM
hahah everything here is so awesome
Posted by: jennifer | June 25, 2005 at 06:41 PM
I chuckled like a chipmunk...however my heart goes out the the woman - I mean how horrible would it be to have lost so much weight and still have that fat face.
Posted by: Jake | June 26, 2005 at 02:28 AM
I know Renee and she likes licorice way more than sour lemon, just so you know. And there was a point where her and some of her friends met me and some of my friends out at a movie in Hollywood at Arclight Cinemas and she had a choice between lemon sours and Good n' Plenty and she chose Good n' Plenty and actually said, "I like sour lemon drops about as much as I like getting a Brazillian wax."
True story!
Posted by: Pauly D | June 26, 2005 at 08:18 AM
This is just too perfect.
I've been trying to figure out what happened to her between Jerry Maguire and now. Her face is just not the same. What is UP with that??
Posted by: Carrie | June 26, 2005 at 11:58 AM
hahahahaha
good~
Posted by: Vann | June 26, 2005 at 06:10 PM
Beautiful. BEAUTIFUL.
I show this site to, like, everyone I know.
Posted by: TSB | June 26, 2005 at 10:40 PM
Why a great big glossy magazine isn't offering to make you a staff member is beyond me. If I had the magazine and/or the money you would be the first person I'd recruit!!
Posted by: Dom | June 27, 2005 at 12:38 AM
She gains weight for BJ's Diary, then looses weight, yet her face never really changes. I don't get it either. Plus did you see her picture when she married that country music guy? Same puckery, squinty eyed look.
Classic bulemia. Popcicle stick legs and arms, but puffy sickly looking face.
Yikes, yet again.
You're a friggen genius 14!
Posted by: DonnaJEM | June 27, 2005 at 08:50 AM
She gains weight for BJ's Diary, then looses weight, yet her face never really changes. I don't get it either. Plus did you see her picture when she married that country music guy? Same puckery, squinty eyed look.
Classic bulemia. Popcicle stick legs and arms, but puffy sickly looking face.
Yikes, yet again.
You're a friggen genius 14!
Posted by: DonnaJEM | June 27, 2005 at 08:52 AM
I am a total Pavlov Doggy, because my mouth is watering like mad now.
*swallow swallow*
Posted by: Karla | June 27, 2005 at 09:34 AM
I just browsed through your whole site and this is - by far - my favorite! I saw a clip of her from "Jerry MacGuire" on that AFI movie quote countdown show - and I'd completely forgotten how pretty she used to be. Now...she looks just like your wonderful artistic rendering. Poor gal.
Posted by: Kate | June 27, 2005 at 10:16 AM
I wanna hear a caricature of her whispery, soft-as-Charmin voice, to go along with that squinty-pucker face.
She used to be so funny. Like in "Me, Myself & Irene"
That "can't-catch-a-breath" voice, that you kinda have to strain yourself to hear, combined with that weird face. Very disconcerting.
I LOVE THIS SITE, the artwork is A-MAZ-ING,
depicting the alarmingly odd celebrity culture. 14,Thank you!!!
Posted by: andrea | June 27, 2005 at 12:59 PM
Brilliance. Sheer unmitigated brilliance.
Brava!
Posted by: Manuela | June 27, 2005 at 04:25 PM
When will all women realise that they are usless past 30 ???
Posted by: Richard Cranium | June 27, 2005 at 07:24 PM
Love it!! I've always hated the way she squints and puckers.
Posted by: TB | June 27, 2005 at 07:37 PM
When all men who can't spell realize that they are "usless", period.
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 27, 2005 at 10:23 PM
I LOOOOVE what you are doing here. It's been said many times but you are a genius! You are drawing what we are thinking, and beautifully!
Posted by: Carrie | June 28, 2005 at 04:35 PM
You are an excellent artist and we LOVE your work! We all look forward to seeing more! We have kudo's for you on our site!
Best!
The Folks over at Celebrities-suck.com
http://www.celebrities-suck.com
Posted by: CG | June 29, 2005 at 12:18 AM
This is so accurate I almost fell out of my chair. Do you have enough paint to do one of Angelina Jolie's lips? My husband and I have always made a joke out Renee's pathetic pout. Give it up and smile like a normal person.
Posted by: Lisa | June 29, 2005 at 11:01 AM
Has John Stewart discovered this site yet?
It rules!
Loo
Posted by: mrLoo | June 29, 2005 at 06:00 PM
this is so true...
it always looks painful for her to smile.
or like she smells a fart.
Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) | July 01, 2005 at 08:08 AM
This amazing drawing got me laughing so hard. A great drawing!
Posted by: Israel M | July 01, 2005 at 12:11 PM
That´s so evil, yet so funny!
Posted by: Gabriel | July 05, 2005 at 07:50 AM
So true
I like her though
Posted by: Maria | July 07, 2005 at 03:02 AM
I like Renee but she's always looked like a little girl who needs to make peepee and Can't Cross Her Legs *Any Longer*!
Great site, gf...
lol
Posted by: queerpeet | July 07, 2005 at 07:43 PM