Puff Doodles the Clown
The ostentatious and egotistical media clown appears in public dripping in diamonds and wearing custom-made suits while inexplicably wearing a ridiculous plastic crown on his head and a fur coat. He's also been spotted jet skiing around his yacht in Cannes while wearing a fluffy white bathrobe. Are we supposed to take him seriously?
All that showing off..... and yet the mouth will not close.
Star magazine recently ran this photo of P. Dingles pouring $300 bottles of Cristal champange all over the floor. I altered it a little bit because I heard the Diddy gets angry as a snake when anyone dares to point out his folly.
oh how i loathe puff daddy
Posted by: Mia | June 01, 2005 at 05:56 PM
all your stuff is great but "the mouth breathing bling king" takes the cake. you say it ALL so well.
Posted by: amber | June 01, 2005 at 06:11 PM
I love, love this stuff. Would it be okay if I make LJ icons from some of these? I will give due credit.
Posted by: Tempest | June 01, 2005 at 06:26 PM
Blech! the mouth magnification is right on the money. Nasty man! Could you imagine anything worse than having to kiss P. Dingles? Ugghhh.
Posted by: kumzooloo | June 01, 2005 at 06:27 PM
Every time I see that mouth...that gaping maw...I think it's the sort of thing that should be wrapped around a hook and a bit of unfortunate worm.
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 01, 2005 at 08:29 PM
He'd change his name to Phil Dinkowitz and strike up a career scrubbing toilets with Q-Tips between his teeth while wearing an assless chicken suit if it pulled in the Benjamins.
To paraphrase Yoda, Exquisitely excruciating, your portraiture is...
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | June 01, 2005 at 09:50 PM
You are absolutely fantastic!!!
Posted by: horrific monster | June 02, 2005 at 02:06 AM
wow...i love, love, love this site. great work.
Posted by: thing | June 02, 2005 at 08:03 AM
I just found you and I love your artwork. Plus I love the comedy & celebrity of it all :) Definetly going to be checking in often.
p.s. I always wondered about his never closing lips too. But you're the first one that I know that's mentioned it.
p.s.s. P.Niss, you're an idiot.
Posted by: Genevieve | June 02, 2005 at 08:44 AM
So...what's this I hear about the New York Post and an upcoming blurb about this site?!
Congrats, Missy. I knew getting out of Seattle would be good for ya!
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 02, 2005 at 04:47 PM
Superb!
Posted by: Brian | June 02, 2005 at 08:31 PM
thats so true, I didn't realized until now
Posted by: JP | June 02, 2005 at 08:53 PM
Just writing the word bling makes me cringe. Probably the MOST overused word in history. And it's worse when white people say it and think they sound cool. But when Poofy says it, I just imagine crusty white crap in the corners of his gaping pie hole. Yikes. Your site rocks!
Posted by: DonnaJEM | June 03, 2005 at 08:19 AM
I hate Puff-whatever. His mouth never does close... Do you think he has to brush extra hard to get the crusted flies out?
Posted by: Phoenix | June 03, 2005 at 03:19 PM
I hope he breaks a bottle of champagne over his OWN head.
Posted by: slickdpdx | June 10, 2005 at 11:58 AM
stop hating.......
Puff daddy has more money than any of you will ever see in your life time. Do you think he really gives a rats ass what you think about his bottom lip?
Posted by: mdtnla | June 18, 2005 at 11:19 AM
Ya'll are mean!
Leave the man alone. It's not his fault his bottom lip is heavy.
If you guys took the time and looked more closely, you'll realize that his mouth is indeed closed.
It's just the weight from his bottom lip causes separation from from his top lip.....thus exposing his teeth 24/7.
Posted by: Bittahz | June 18, 2005 at 04:32 PM
Can't P. Shitty hire a sycophantic, bow-tie wearing Uncle Tom shitclown to HOLD that lower lip up for him? With a diamond-encrusted poker? Oh no, then he'd also need diamond-encrusted Breathe Right strips in order to aspirate like an actual Homo Sapien. Which he, of course, is not.
Posted by: astrid | June 19, 2005 at 06:53 AM
I don't know what's more annoying about that picture: the glasses, the gaping pie-hole, or the crown. He's a royal fool.
Posted by: Ilsa | June 21, 2005 at 08:02 PM
I just landed on this little gallery while brainlessly surfing the net for the uptenth time and man! It just made my day!
I loathe Poop Crappy as much as anyone here, and I must agree; why oh why can't he keep that gaping gob of him shut?
It only adds to the insane level of moronical dazed stupidity oozing from every single cologne-drowned pore of his...
sombody end this man, please!
I can't believe the used-to-be-very-respectful fashion society handed him an award for his clothing line (which is designed by his assistants for chrissake!)
Posted by: gauthier | June 23, 2005 at 12:43 PM
Hahahahahahah hahahahahahaha!
The guy lives and acts like a pompous jackass - he deserves a little ridicule.
Well-drawn, 14.
Posted by: candy b | June 26, 2005 at 10:06 AM
his mouth should have its own pepsi truck.. haha love this site
Posted by: jabarr | June 26, 2005 at 12:17 PM
oh shit, i can hardly breath! cant stop laughing... holding diddly's lower lip up with a diamond encrusted poker! thats priceless.
Posted by: Rob | July 04, 2005 at 12:03 AM
I thought it was just me who noticed that he could not shut his mouth to save his life. Ha ha.
Posted by: | July 08, 2005 at 09:38 PM
I LOVE HIM WITH JLO!!!!
no he looks sad with this bitch kim porter
Posted by: LINDA | July 14, 2005 at 04:12 PM