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Puff Doodles the Clown

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The ostentatious and egotistical media clown appears in public dripping in diamonds and wearing custom-made suits while inexplicably wearing a ridiculous plastic crown on his head and a fur coat.  He's also been spotted jet skiing around his yacht in Cannes while wearing a fluffy white bathrobe.  Are we supposed to take him seriously?

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All that showing off..... and yet the mouth will not close.

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Star magazine recently ran this photo of P. Dingles pouring $300 bottles of Cristal champange all over the floor. I altered it a little bit because I heard the Diddy gets angry as a snake when anyone dares to point out his folly.

Comments

oh how i loathe puff daddy

all your stuff is great but "the mouth breathing bling king" takes the cake. you say it ALL so well.

I love, love this stuff. Would it be okay if I make LJ icons from some of these? I will give due credit.

Blech! the mouth magnification is right on the money. Nasty man! Could you imagine anything worse than having to kiss P. Dingles? Ugghhh.

Every time I see that mouth...that gaping maw...I think it's the sort of thing that should be wrapped around a hook and a bit of unfortunate worm.

He'd change his name to Phil Dinkowitz and strike up a career scrubbing toilets with Q-Tips between his teeth while wearing an assless chicken suit if it pulled in the Benjamins.

To paraphrase Yoda, Exquisitely excruciating, your portraiture is...

You are absolutely fantastic!!!

wow...i love, love, love this site. great work.

I just found you and I love your artwork. Plus I love the comedy & celebrity of it all :) Definetly going to be checking in often.

p.s. I always wondered about his never closing lips too. But you're the first one that I know that's mentioned it.

p.s.s. P.Niss, you're an idiot.

So...what's this I hear about the New York Post and an upcoming blurb about this site?!
Congrats, Missy. I knew getting out of Seattle would be good for ya!

Superb!

thats so true, I didn't realized until now

Just writing the word bling makes me cringe. Probably the MOST overused word in history. And it's worse when white people say it and think they sound cool. But when Poofy says it, I just imagine crusty white crap in the corners of his gaping pie hole. Yikes. Your site rocks!

I hate Puff-whatever. His mouth never does close... Do you think he has to brush extra hard to get the crusted flies out?

I hope he breaks a bottle of champagne over his OWN head.

stop hating.......


Puff daddy has more money than any of you will ever see in your life time. Do you think he really gives a rats ass what you think about his bottom lip?

Ya'll are mean!

Leave the man alone. It's not his fault his bottom lip is heavy.

If you guys took the time and looked more closely, you'll realize that his mouth is indeed closed.

It's just the weight from his bottom lip causes separation from from his top lip.....thus exposing his teeth 24/7.

Can't P. Shitty hire a sycophantic, bow-tie wearing Uncle Tom shitclown to HOLD that lower lip up for him? With a diamond-encrusted poker? Oh no, then he'd also need diamond-encrusted Breathe Right strips in order to aspirate like an actual Homo Sapien. Which he, of course, is not.

I don't know what's more annoying about that picture: the glasses, the gaping pie-hole, or the crown. He's a royal fool.

I just landed on this little gallery while brainlessly surfing the net for the uptenth time and man! It just made my day!
I loathe Poop Crappy as much as anyone here, and I must agree; why oh why can't he keep that gaping gob of him shut?
It only adds to the insane level of moronical dazed stupidity oozing from every single cologne-drowned pore of his...
sombody end this man, please!
I can't believe the used-to-be-very-respectful fashion society handed him an award for his clothing line (which is designed by his assistants for chrissake!)

Hahahahahahah hahahahahahaha!

The guy lives and acts like a pompous jackass - he deserves a little ridicule.

Well-drawn, 14.

his mouth should have its own pepsi truck.. haha love this site

oh shit, i can hardly breath! cant stop laughing... holding diddly's lower lip up with a diamond encrusted poker! thats priceless.

I thought it was just me who noticed that he could not shut his mouth to save his life. Ha ha.

I LOVE HIM WITH JLO!!!!
no he looks sad with this bitch kim porter

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