The ostentatious and egotistical media clown appears in public dripping in diamonds and wearing custom-made suits while inexplicably wearing a ridiculous plastic crown on his head and a fur coat. He's also been spotted jet skiing around his yacht in Cannes while wearing a fluffy white bathrobe. Are we supposed to take him seriously?
All that showing off..... and yet the mouth will not close.
Star magazine recently ran this photo of P. Dingles pouring $300 bottles of Cristal champange all over the floor. I altered it a little bit because I heard the Diddy gets angry as a snake when anyone dares to point out his folly.
oh how i loathe puff daddy
Posted by: Mia | June 01, 2005 at 05:56 PM
all your stuff is great but "the mouth breathing bling king" takes the cake. you say it ALL so well.
Posted by: amber | June 01, 2005 at 06:11 PM
I love, love this stuff. Would it be okay if I make LJ icons from some of these? I will give due credit.
Posted by: Tempest | June 01, 2005 at 06:26 PM
Blech! the mouth magnification is right on the money. Nasty man! Could you imagine anything worse than having to kiss P. Dingles? Ugghhh.
Posted by: kumzooloo | June 01, 2005 at 06:27 PM
Every time I see that mouth...that gaping maw...I think it's the sort of thing that should be wrapped around a hook and a bit of unfortunate worm.
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 01, 2005 at 08:29 PM
He'd change his name to Phil Dinkowitz and strike up a career scrubbing toilets with Q-Tips between his teeth while wearing an assless chicken suit if it pulled in the Benjamins.
To paraphrase Yoda, Exquisitely excruciating, your portraiture is...
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | June 01, 2005 at 09:50 PM
You are absolutely fantastic!!!
Posted by: horrific monster | June 02, 2005 at 02:06 AM
wow...i love, love, love this site. great work.
Posted by: thing | June 02, 2005 at 08:03 AM
I just found you and I love your artwork. Plus I love the comedy & celebrity of it all :) Definetly going to be checking in often.
p.s. I always wondered about his never closing lips too. But you're the first one that I know that's mentioned it.
p.s.s. P.Niss, you're an idiot.
Posted by: Genevieve | June 02, 2005 at 08:44 AM
So...what's this I hear about the New York Post and an upcoming blurb about this site?!
Congrats, Missy. I knew getting out of Seattle would be good for ya!
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 02, 2005 at 04:47 PM
Superb!
Posted by: Brian | June 02, 2005 at 08:31 PM
thats so true, I didn't realized until now
Posted by: JP | June 02, 2005 at 08:53 PM
Just writing the word bling makes me cringe. Probably the MOST overused word in history. And it's worse when white people say it and think they sound cool. But when Poofy says it, I just imagine crusty white crap in the corners of his gaping pie hole. Yikes. Your site rocks!
Posted by: DonnaJEM | June 03, 2005 at 08:19 AM
I hate Puff-whatever. His mouth never does close... Do you think he has to brush extra hard to get the crusted flies out?
Posted by: Phoenix | June 03, 2005 at 03:19 PM
I hope he breaks a bottle of champagne over his OWN head.
Posted by: slickdpdx | June 10, 2005 at 11:58 AM
stop hating.......
Puff daddy has more money than any of you will ever see in your life time. Do you think he really gives a rats ass what you think about his bottom lip?
Posted by: mdtnla | June 18, 2005 at 11:19 AM
Ya'll are mean!
Leave the man alone. It's not his fault his bottom lip is heavy.
If you guys took the time and looked more closely, you'll realize that his mouth is indeed closed.
It's just the weight from his bottom lip causes separation from from his top lip.....thus exposing his teeth 24/7.
Posted by: Bittahz | June 18, 2005 at 04:32 PM
Can't P. Shitty hire a sycophantic, bow-tie wearing Uncle Tom shitclown to HOLD that lower lip up for him? With a diamond-encrusted poker? Oh no, then he'd also need diamond-encrusted Breathe Right strips in order to aspirate like an actual Homo Sapien. Which he, of course, is not.
Posted by: astrid | June 19, 2005 at 06:53 AM
I don't know what's more annoying about that picture: the glasses, the gaping pie-hole, or the crown. He's a royal fool.
Posted by: Ilsa | June 21, 2005 at 08:02 PM
I just landed on this little gallery while brainlessly surfing the net for the uptenth time and man! It just made my day!
I loathe Poop Crappy as much as anyone here, and I must agree; why oh why can't he keep that gaping gob of him shut?
It only adds to the insane level of moronical dazed stupidity oozing from every single cologne-drowned pore of his...
sombody end this man, please!
I can't believe the used-to-be-very-respectful fashion society handed him an award for his clothing line (which is designed by his assistants for chrissake!)
Posted by: gauthier | June 23, 2005 at 12:43 PM
Hahahahahahah hahahahahahaha!
The guy lives and acts like a pompous jackass - he deserves a little ridicule.
Well-drawn, 14.
Posted by: candy b | June 26, 2005 at 10:06 AM
his mouth should have its own pepsi truck.. haha love this site
Posted by: jabarr | June 26, 2005 at 12:17 PM
oh shit, i can hardly breath! cant stop laughing... holding diddly's lower lip up with a diamond encrusted poker! thats priceless.
Posted by: Rob | July 04, 2005 at 12:03 AM
I thought it was just me who noticed that he could not shut his mouth to save his life. Ha ha.
Posted by: | July 08, 2005 at 09:38 PM
I LOVE HIM WITH JLO!!!!
no he looks sad with this bitch kim porter
Posted by: LINDA | July 14, 2005 at 04:12 PM
LOL, this is going to sound VERY mean but I've always noticed his mouth hanging open as you have so aptly displayed in the above clip and it has always reminded me of the Special Ed kids. I'm serious! Have you ever seen kids with Down Syndrome? Their mouths are like that too, maybe we now know why Puffy--or Puff Daddy or P. Diddy or whatever the hell he is calling himself these days--acts the way he does; He's an in- closet retard!
Note: I know that sounds really awful and I'm sorry to anyone who has a mentally disabled person in their family who I have offened. I didn't mean to make anyone upset and I hope that no offense has been taken by my post. :)
Posted by: Long Island Irish | August 15, 2005 at 04:39 PM
On behalf of all 'tards everywhere, Linda. I'm offended.
Posted by: Rusty | August 17, 2005 at 02:58 PM
this is funny you should have a laugh
Posted by: fatima | January 19, 2006 at 02:52 AM
This guy has his hand in everything! I guess it's good to be the king...
Posted by: Sean Jean Wheels | January 30, 2006 at 08:12 PM
hahaha i love this site! he really never closes his mouth and it gives him a slightly Napoleondynamiteesque type look dontcha think?
Posted by: Ali | February 05, 2006 at 01:55 PM
Man, I thought I was the only one who HATED that mans mouth and the fact that it always hangs open. Not only that, if you look too closely at photographs of him you could become blinded by the "spittle shine" from his lips. I guess he can't help but drool constantly, I mean, the spit's gotta go somewhere and since he can't close his mouth to swallow and all...well, you know what I mean. Anyhow, Your 'P Diddy' post has vindicated me!
Posted by: Kim | February 22, 2006 at 01:02 PM
>>He'd change his name to Phil Dinkowitz and strike up a career scrubbing toilets with Q-Tips between his teeth while wearing an assless chicken suit if it pulled in the Benjamins>>
omg, my side hurts from laughing! yall are hilarious -
Posted by: moonmaid | March 14, 2006 at 09:29 AM
I'm in shock here - why has everyone failed to realise that the reason his trap stays open perpetually is because his TEEF ARE TOO BIG??? Pulling his lips over those GINORMOUS tombstones must be as hard as pulling on pantyhose thats 3 sizes too small - it might happen, but you're terrified they'll rip!
Posted by: sunflower | April 14, 2006 at 02:12 AM
It is called "lip incompetence". You can look it up. The condition is sometimes related to what is called "long face syndrome" where the maxilla is vertically too long, and the discrepency b/w the size of the upper lip and the size of the bottom lip develops because of this. He looks like he has this b/c of his long lower facial height and horizontally weak chin. Or his upper lip just didn't grow enough vertically.
Honestly, some ppl have to live with this deformity or undergoe long, painful, risky surgery to correct it. The condition is also *not* related in any way to intelligence. In fact, the smartest kid in my school had this problem (and he has attended Harvard on a full academic scholarship).
When the man has done so many stupid things to insult, why do you choose his looks instead, which is something he can't help anyway? Why is everyone so obsessed w/appearance? Why not just insult him for being an ass, which I believe he is and which is something he *can* help.
And please have a little more sensivity to ppl w/deformities--like cleft lips, underbites, etc.--as this is not something they chose to have, and those types of insults can be extremely emotionally damaging. I believe it is that attitude, and the shame that follows it, that has contributed to the mutilation of ppl via extreme plastic surgery.
Posted by: Kate | August 03, 2006 at 02:35 PM
Best site, best art!
Freakin' Dick Piddly's moronic lameness is captured perfectly. Hard to believe he pulled J-Lo. ROFL.
Posted by: Chiko | October 06, 2006 at 09:16 PM
Annoying person and soooo ugly!
Posted by: | December 17, 2006 at 07:52 PM
Your portraits are absolutely BRILLIANT. You are right on the pulse of pop culture. You're the new Andy Warhol on steroids!
Posted by: Lady of Light | February 25, 2007 at 09:50 AM
It's not that Wee-Little-Diddy he can't close his mouth- its that he is in a perpetual exaggerated grin over the fact that enough (too many) people are nill-minded enough to take him seriously, thus causing unwarranted continued aquisition of profit.
In short- there are enough people as equally tasteless as Dim Witty for him to continue making millions off of. He's one of those people (like any Hilton of this generation) who are lucky they are rich- for they could never survive otherwise.
Posted by: Zmick | May 29, 2008 at 07:51 PM