Fun With Donald Trump!
There are so many endless possibilites to lampoon Donald Trump's orange cotton candy hair, but I found it most fulfilling to imagine him getting attacked by it. Behold the Donald Trump Hair Beast!
When he's not pouting or throwing temper tantrums, Donald Trump and his oddly beautiful alien-esque wife, Melania Knauss look as though they suffer from constipation. All that money, power, and opulence...and yet the two of them can barely muster a smile. In the spirit of The Apprentice, I created a Trump branded product that could revolutionize the pharmaceutical industry. Don, whatcha think? Am I hired?
You are good, very good. Here is one for you: your version of what God should look like. Remember that God is seen as many, many different "potentials" to an artist/anyone.
Posted by: badgervan | June 12, 2005 at 12:38 AM
Abso-frickin-lutely hilarious! Again! Your imagination is as boundless as the number of ridiculous rich and famous people awaiting your pointed skewer o' puckish wit...
Methinks you should mail a complimentary supply of Trump Dump to Renee Zellweger. With that puckering, squinting, constipated puss, she looks in dire need of it...
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | June 12, 2005 at 01:47 PM
Trump IS god. Isn't he?
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 12, 2005 at 04:52 PM
LMFAOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Ivonne | June 12, 2005 at 05:02 PM
Effin' brilliant!!
Posted by: brian | June 13, 2005 at 07:50 AM
oooh that cat lady is truly most heinous.
Posted by: R.R. Anderson | June 13, 2005 at 01:06 PM
In the first picture Donald's hair looks like that giant penis-monster from that Buffy episode called "doublemeat palace." If I remember correctly, buffy kills the thing by putting it in a meat grinder.
Posted by: femme feral | June 13, 2005 at 08:55 PM
Now if we could just train Donald's attack hair to eat Paula Abdul and a few other obnoxious celebrities ...... we could rule the world!!!!!
Posted by: Miss Cha Cha Boots | June 14, 2005 at 11:28 AM
Again you've outdone yourself. Friggen hilarious!
Posted by: DonnaJEM | June 14, 2005 at 12:08 PM
hahhaha money = tits
Posted by: fabio | June 15, 2005 at 02:01 AM
You got Melania's usual facial expression down!
Posted by: Moni Love | June 15, 2005 at 10:14 AM
I love how you do melania's mouth - that's exactly it!
Posted by: cherise | June 16, 2005 at 12:19 AM
Ten minutes later and I'm still laughing. Brilliant!
I'd really like to see one of Michael Jackson.
Posted by: Michelle | June 17, 2005 at 11:41 PM
These images are so real to life that they frighten me. You certainly have an eye for detail. If you aren't already making beaucoup bucks from your artwork, then you should. I salute you!
Posted by: Ilsa | June 20, 2005 at 11:49 PM
Melania's expression is priceless. Dead on.
The first one gives off a Susan Dey circa 1973 vibe though - in the mouth area - nevertheless it's incredible.
To praise the Trump renderings would really require more superlatives than any dicitionary could offer. Ridiculously good work.
Posted by: | June 21, 2005 at 10:56 PM
oops, posted w/out my name.
I hate annonymous comments! I stand behind my words, dammit! :)
Posted by: JJ | June 21, 2005 at 10:57 PM
cooool!
Posted by: jerry | June 22, 2005 at 01:57 AM
지랄~
Posted by: Randy | June 22, 2005 at 06:18 AM
Donald Trump...there's a guy who doesn't have his name on too many things, does he?
(sarcasm implied)
If he ever gets religion, it'll be because he no longer thinks he's God.
Posted by: | June 22, 2005 at 05:05 PM
don't be so jealous of Mr. & Mes Trump, they are wounderful people
Posted by: | July 05, 2005 at 02:28 PM
That's one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. You should submit stuff to larger pubs if you're not already. New Yorker, NYT, WSJ, etc.
Freakin' brilliant.
Posted by: Todd | July 17, 2005 at 09:41 AM
Say just great idea!!!
Posted by: | July 17, 2005 at 01:57 PM
You have "trumpted" the ThumpGod!
Posted by: Tailgate | July 18, 2005 at 08:39 AM
I always wondered about Mr. and Mrs. Trumps' facial expressions. You pegged that. Also love love love the Diddy takes. You got him too. Thanks for making me smile. (Now I just hope the boss doesn't notice I'm lookin at this site on company time.)
Posted by: Phil | July 19, 2005 at 01:25 AM
Donald who???
Posted by: billy | July 19, 2005 at 09:49 AM