Billy Bob Thornton: Before & After
Star magazine recently targeted Billy Bob Thornton in their infamous Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous feature. While Billy Bob was not what you'd consider handsome by Hollywood standards, he did possess a rugged and rebellious sexiness about him. I liked his balding head, deeply etched wrinkles, and gray stubble - it went well with his swagger and versatile talent. BUT......
...FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, what has he done to himself? He looks like a little old granny wearing too much pancake makeup and rouge. I can almost smell the cloying colonge he looks like he's doused himself in. Did he get his hair from Donald Trump's House of Wigs? Are those mall bangs he's sporting? Say it isn't so! Oh Billy Bob...whyyyyyyyy?
this is soooo my new favorite site!
Posted by: Hilari | June 13, 2005 at 10:58 PM
He needs our understanding, not our judgement.
Posted by: Use Once & Destroy | June 14, 2005 at 07:41 AM
Now he looks like one of those guys from the 1700's back when men used to wear gaudy face make up.
He used to be kinda sexy .... now he just looks like a melted girly man.
Posted by: Miss Cha Cha Boots | June 14, 2005 at 08:49 AM
Oh for the days when Billy Bob was the chubby Pharoah dealer in Tombstone. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!
Posted by: Patrick Fitzgerald | June 14, 2005 at 08:51 AM
whoa he is captain kirk!
Posted by: R.R. Anderson | June 14, 2005 at 12:48 PM
Oh my god -- you are a friggin riot!
Posted by: diane | June 14, 2005 at 01:52 PM
great work!
Posted by: peter | June 14, 2005 at 04:48 PM
Please marry me.
Posted by: Jodi | June 14, 2005 at 05:19 PM
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Posted by: Evil Minx | June 14, 2005 at 07:50 PM
Geez, he looks like a cross between KC of the Sunshine Band and Bobby Trendy. Friggen Yikes.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | June 15, 2005 at 11:41 AM
Or that Taco guy who did the remake of "Puttin' on the Ritz" back in the early 80's. Yikes.
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 15, 2005 at 12:24 PM
You nailed his, um, "hair" in the "after". I love you 14!
Posted by: Chase | June 15, 2005 at 01:42 PM
I get a strong Liberace vibe, but I can second the KC of the Sunshine Band comment.
Posted by: MFG | June 15, 2005 at 04:00 PM
Yeah, what they said. Hey 14, I'm drivin' down from Bakersfield to see Junior Senior next week. Wanna come? You're 18, right?
Posted by: Richard Cranium | June 15, 2005 at 09:40 PM
I will second all the *love*.
You're brilliant.
Posted by: Brian | June 18, 2005 at 01:30 PM
Yes, amazing blog you've got here. I love your work. Keep kickin' ass, 14!
Posted by: Annalea | June 19, 2005 at 01:01 AM
Leave Billy Bob alone! Just fulfilling his life-long fantasy to win a Bea Arthur look-a-like contest!
Posted by: kathryn | June 20, 2005 at 11:05 PM
Whoa... scary, it actually looks like he's had a facelift.
Posted by: Spanish Sadist | June 21, 2005 at 03:20 PM
If he does indeed look like that these days he could double as Neil Diamond.
Posted by: Elliot | June 21, 2005 at 08:19 PM
Incredible rendering of Thornton. You will be superfamous yet!
Plus, I love how the new Billy Bob is just kind of oozing from hell now heheheh
Posted by: JJ | June 22, 2005 at 08:06 PM
Is it me or does the second image look like he's in drag as Renee Z. (see the sour lemon drops latest)?
Love your work!
Posted by: candy b | June 26, 2005 at 09:49 AM
ooop
Posted by: | June 28, 2005 at 01:20 AM
You've captured Billy Bob's likeness perfectly...seriously super!
Love,
Elisa
Posted by: Elisa | June 29, 2005 at 04:05 AM
he looks like a prissy dennis quaid (and I like dennis quaid (but if he ever went to the "other" side? this would so be his "look"
Posted by: | July 10, 2005 at 07:15 AM
I don't care how his mother dresses him, I'd still love to have a beer with the guy.
"Some folks call it a
kaiser roll [hrmmmm]; I
call it a spring roll
[hrmmmm]."
Posted by: Joshua David Upshaw | July 17, 2005 at 12:47 AM
Well 14 ya done made me laugh so loud I went and woke up the cocker spaniel I'm sittin fer a friend and he pissed on me!!!!!!!good thing i love yer hee-haw picture er i'd be sending you a cleanin bill.
Posted by: juicyjuls | July 17, 2005 at 05:14 AM
I SO Want a "Billy Bob Forever" t-shirt!!!
Posted by: | July 19, 2005 at 07:50 AM
Lol! I thought that, too! Great ironic site!! ^_^
Posted by: aoi | December 06, 2005 at 07:46 PM
billy bob is soo hot you all shud leave him alone
Posted by: ace | December 09, 2005 at 01:46 AM
This is HILARIOUS!!! i laughed my ass off when i saw this! Hahahaha! Good work! :)
Posted by: Siegfried | December 21, 2005 at 06:35 AM
I actually saw him recently and he was wearing that pancake makeup... even though he wasn't shooting a movie.
He was incredibly nice, though... but the makeup was so weird
Posted by: morgan | May 31, 2006 at 11:58 AM
That "after" one is...."minute rice"perfect. LOL
Posted by: mellen | October 18, 2006 at 09:45 AM
I think perhaps he was trying to give Brad a run for his money--can you imagine watching your former woman running around with a pretty boy who never seems to age?...but Billy Bob is still imminently watchable in film; whereas, who knows what's going on with Brad the Messiah...
Posted by: gibbly | October 29, 2006 at 11:06 PM
i cant say any thing bad about billy thorton you know something i dont
Posted by: masiah | January 29, 2007 at 10:57 PM
Billy Bob is cute in his own way
Posted by: | August 28, 2007 at 06:04 PM