Star Jones Wants Everything for Free

At least that's what the tabloids claim.  It was reported that Star, aka "Bridezilla" and her husband Al Reynolds paid almost nothing for her extravagantly expensive sponsored wedding.  Apparently, she promised sponsors a free plug on The View in exchange for things like $6,000 cakes and exotic honeymoons.  I would have loved to have drawn her as Bridezilla, but I thought Ursula the Sea Witch was a more appropriate metaphor.  She can use all those tentacles to grab all the free stuff she wants - even a husband!

Comments

[Knuckles McGillicutty]

The stretchmarks on her boobs and the ridges of flesh under her arms horrify me. You go, 14!

[Harry]

These are all genius, but I like the Starr bashing the best!

[katie]

She's a fat digusting famewhore

[Jamie]

Oh My Gawd! This is the funniest picture I have ever seen of Starzilla-and oh so true. I don't think there's one person left in the US that actually likes (or admires) that beast... 'cept Mizz Shirley. Oh wait- she even left Zilla as a child for her grandparents to raise. That's why she claims to be a Southern (dumb)Bell.

[Keedee]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!! PRICELESS!!!!!

[MrBlank]

It amazes me that Payless has her as a spokes person. I mean, who's gonna take shoe style advice from someone who can't see her feet?? Boggles the mind …

[Viper Tetsu]

Repeat after me: Star-ba the Hutt...

Dear Jesus on an apple cart, this portrait is too perfect. Your rapier wit pierces the Baroness of Material Bloat with the precision of El Zorro hisself.

What coke-huffing magnate decided that the world needed non-stop exposure to this waxy-faced icon of middle American material greed and self-absorption anyway? I just wanna pelt her with raw hamburger or something.

[rosarybjork]

Very very very good. You got the face just perfect. She does her eye shadow like that. You nailed the too dark lip liner around the lighter than her lip liner lips and the stretch marks are pretty funny. If you were showing her from the back you forgot her back titties. She's got em bad. I saw on celebrity justice that she's getting sued over her new york "girlfriends" garden. Do I have to mention the down low husband? Whatever. She's just another unemployed lawyer. I am so sure ms. walters "woman of journalistic integrity (snarf)" loves starr using her plugs as ways to get free stuff. All pretty sleazy.

[Jen]

For someone who is supposed to be educated, that woman has nooooooo class. I didn't know who this so-call "Star" was until the View, and it's a show I don't even bother to watch.

Loved the painting. You certainly did her justice.

[Ima Kickenback]

Great website, fourteen (14). You're very talented and wickedly clever. Please add Rush Limbaugh to your list of spoofs. He actually thinks he's a celebrity, and he is rich enough to qualify. Too bad he's made all of that money from being a sarcastic, know-it-all, fat-ass, Gearge Bush loving conservative. Someone needs to take him down a few pegs, and I think you would do a great job of it. Thanks for the fun site.

[joel berggren]

haha, I like his pink triangle, so true.

[Kathi Tascarella]

You must have more on Star Jones, or you should.

[tracey]

STOPPPPP Player hating on Star and Al. your just madd because it's not you.

from an
african american sista

[Kimberly Jackson]

I don't understand why so many people diskikes Star. Is it because she's a strong black women who gets what she wants. People who talk about others in a negative way, have alot in their own lives that they are unhappy with, so they pick on others to make them feel better. Well, it really doesn't work. Sweep around your own front door before you sweep someone elses. Oh, don't forget, skinner is not alway better.

[Luv2sail]

There MUST be a way to "shovel" some of that fat underneath 'stars' arms. perhaps she should consider feeding children in Somalia. I thinks she is the worst of the worst I'm glad she is getting the hell out of Manhattan!!!! C-YA, pizza pie eat'a

I thought the drawing was perfect. She is indeed a totally self centered beast. You captured her perfectly!!!!!

[flyboy148]

Dear Jesus, where do we even begin with this perfect example of idiocy? Bridezilla is kind compared to the things that I call her around the house. I think that the saddest part is that they allowed this attention mongor to be admitted to the ABA and let her succeed in life. WHOSE dick did she suck. Oh and by the way, I'm a guy and I am F-ing AL!

[Oh Wow]

Why must everyone constantly degrad Star- Yes she is a bit self-centered but doesn't she have reason to be? Many of you will more than likely never see the inside of a studio, the red carpet nor fame. She has her 10 seconds, 10 minutes 3 years of fame and she has turned it into marketing genius. I don't see the harm in that. I heard a saying the rich get richier by not spending what they have? Makes sense to me. I do think she looks a horrible mess now that she lost so much weight but guess what, she will probably get some plastic surg. to do her tummy tucks and breast lifts for free. Now that's a bad BITCH... And AL well we all know he is gay just as we know Tom Cruise is but who cares!?

[charisse]

wowwwwwwwwwww totally brilliant!! the best i've seen here yet! the MOST accurate depiction of any celeb! hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[malibuchick]

I love this blog! You guys rock and I love those Jeff parodies. Star Jones is completely self-centered, she can't go a second without mentioning the view, her love life, etc. Did anyone see the red carpet on E! last year? Geez, all she could talk about was herself, and the idea of having everything given to her is just apalling. Its actually tacky, I wonder if she even sent any of those places thank you notes for their generosity. Eh, the view hags are just a bunch of bitches. I never watch that show.

[LOOK ALIKE]

STAR JONES
I AM A BIG FAN NO MATTER WHAT ANY ONE ELSE SAYS I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. EVERYONE TELLS ME I LOOK JUST LIKE.BUT NO MATTER WHAT KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.

[Righteousness, Peace Joy in the Holy Ghost]

It amazes me to see how people can belittle, brow beat and generally use the sword God gave us all in a manner that brings no good to either the recipient or the accuser. I Pray we all understand that time is short and words are few, we should choose them wisely. Love Ya Starrrrr be who you are.

[haha]

she is wanting to prove something to the world in a big way. she got booted from E! for being too self absorbed and she was very mean when the cameras went to commercial..she was yelling for her assistant and others to bring me this bring me that now! she was quoted as saying :"i am the main attraction here....i am gettin more money doin this sh## than the other job i do...."
she is so into herself and gets jealous of people who look better than her and has more money than her. You reap what you sow...scar jones, as I like to call it, star is falling fast. no one likes her. she is mean and she is fake. she doesn't have a nuturing bone in her body. she's a meat eater!

[J. Mac]

FINALLY!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULDN'T STAND THIS SELF-INGRATIATING BITCH!!!

[Loretta Rosenberg]

My grandmother is a nazi concentration camp survivor. What the germans did first to justify the the holocaust is ridicule and dehumanize successful wealthy jewish people. This is what seems to happen to women of color who have the audacity to become sucessful public figures in our country. Please lay off Star Jones, she is not the enemy. You haters should be ashamed to call yourselves American Citizens.

[karenology]

Are you seriously comparing the holocaust to a drawing of Star Jones as an octopus? These comments are hilarious.

[Ramona Anderson]

I really thought Star was more beautiful when she was a larger woman she just seems to be wasteing away, at least it looks that way. and the picture of her from the time she was large to the alian fit's her just perfect.

[Angelia Fowler]

Why is it that some people insist on lookin g at everything as an assault on someone's skin color? Let's face it, Star Jones comes off as a know-it-all IDIOT, She marries an obviously GAY man, and then decides that she is qualified to write a book on the subject of Love? Gag me with a spoon! It's nothing other than the LARGE, FAKE, persona that Star provides that makes her the most disliked wannabe on the screen, next to that man Omar- rosa.

[Tonya]

I don't care what anybody says, Star Jones, you are wonderful. They are just hating because you go after what you want and don't take no jive. Also, good for you on losing the weight, no matter how you did it. You Look FABULOUS!!!!

Go Girl.

[Becky]

It seems that all of you are a bunch of big fat ass cows yourself
In order to make yourself feel better about your down falls in life such as your lack of being happy w/your fat asses and lack of real personality you bash whom ever only because ure' dumb ass bitches
If you could have gotten sponsors for your wedding"ughh" thts if some1 married your crabby old ass you would have done the same fucking thing
and BTW dont forget I called you a fat ass, old fuck face and Your Mother too
with all the energy it takes to make a website like this why dont you put some energy into fixing your body...nobdy is perfect Bitch and if U look down Im sure you will see that within yourself
since you are a lowlife Bitch Im sure you will not post this because you want evbdy to fall on your bandwagon I will not, you show yourselves to be stupid ass bitches who sit alone and fucked up

[A voice of reason]

Do any of you know Star Jones, personally? It is surprising that so many people can make so many PERSONAL attacks on a person whom they do not know PERSONALLY. An hour-long television show is not enough time to claim to know someone. If you want to talk about how she looks, go ahead; however, I don't think any of us have room to talk about selfishness, etc. If you were born into this world, you have been selfish. Babies are selfish, toddlers are selfish, teenagers are selfish, and grown ups are very selfish. Don't throw stones living in glass houses. In addition, someone asked about why everything has to be about skin color. I think that for some people,they don't know how to handle a strong African-American woman who is confident and educated. For some reason, people are only comfortable with the steppin' fetchin' images of African-Americans. Get over it! That is not the world in which we live.

[Sophia]

It's Crazy How Perfect this is. AHHHHHH!!!!!

[Sav-girl]

It is amazing how people turn on a black person every chance they get in this country. Yeah, sure Star loves herself a little more than the rest of us but she was the only one on The View that dared to offer a logical perspective on any serious issues. Barbar Walters, I will never again watch anything that you appear in or produce. You act as if you care about a multi-cultural world but all you care about are the people who back up your own narrow, conservative, "I wont's piss off the white people" co-hosts. Star should be heralded for what she did to promote a diverse VIEW of America. I think that any person of color should boycott the show. There is no diversity there so the View will be nothing more than a pigeon hole with a fake tea party being hosted by the white girls who behave as they are instructed. Rosie, face up to your own crap before you throw stones! You never fessed up to being gay until you closed your own show. Stop being hypocritcal trash.

Go Star go.

[the turtle]

Star is a FABULOUS WOMAN regardless of her colour. I think she is awesome; although she needs to admit to how she lost all of her weight!

[Courtney]

No, Sophia, it's amazing how black people whip out the race card whenever a black celebrity is criticized. You think the 'white' world is putting down your 'people'.

Star Jones does not 'love herself a little more than the rest of us', she is narcissistic. She most likely got gastric bypass surgery and then gives interviews where she passes out diet tips to the world as if that's how she achieved her weight loss, that makes her a hypocrit as well.

You want to worship a strong black woman? Then try Maya Angelou... Condi Rice... Aretha Franklin... Oprah Winfrey... Toni Morrison... Coretta Scott King... among others.

Respect someone who deserves your respect, someone who has EARNED your respect. And the next time you think someone is making it all about race, look in the mirror because it's probably you.

[LaQuitha]

I find it interesting that Star wants to suddenly focus on being a black woman when just a few years ago on the View she invited and played host to a male African tribe leader who was personally responsible for the genital mutillation of hundreds of black female Africans.

She had no concern whatsoever for her African sisters, but suddenly now she's trying to start a race war in this Country over something that she did to herself.

No one caused her ratings to plummet but herself, no one was so self absorbed but herself, no one declared a Black-White civil war via the View but herself.

She is a cheap low life who resorts to race only when it makes her position look good, or at least she thinks. Maybe she has some vendor or sponsor who will give her some money for stirring up a race war?

[layla]

I have read these postings and have laughed my ass off (lmao). You all are ferosious.
I knew when Star starded telling her business that she was going to get fired. I knew it...she had made comments about Jlo and Ben that they needed to keep their business out of the public eye...she trashed Jlo for it and low and behold she got turned out by a down low man and started to talk about it (and he is down low, that will be the next thing to come out). Not just talk but ranted and raved about it to the most horny bitches in town. Come on now...Meridith, Joy, that little ultra consevative freak behind closed doors little girl and last but not least Barbra who has probably slept with men across the glob in her day. Star should have known better but she made the mistake that so many black people make...they forget they are black. And of course now...she will need the support of the black community to stay strong.
Woman of color if you read this and only hear one thing hear this. NEVER FORGET YOU ARE BLACK AND CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THE SAME THINGS THAT WHITE WOMAN CAN. AND NEVER TELL WHITE PEOPLE IN PUBLIC AND PLEAS BE DISCRIMINATING IN PRIVATE ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL BUSINESS.
Don't you trust them because they don't like you or understand you. They are immorals and are born that way. They will stab you in the back before you know it AND NEVER EVEN REALIZE THAT THEY ARE DOING IT...OH NO, NOT ME I have nothing against you, you should just say things in a kinder gentler way. You are too outspoken. And even if you know in advance what they are up to (because several of them will pull you aside and warn you...but don't say they told you...)there will be nothing you can do to stop it. The minute you complane or go to the source you will be labeled a non-team-player and expelled from the click.
SO BE FOREWARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think people are to quick to join in on bashing parties. It is to easy to agree with and believe only the negative about people:Instead of everyone concentrating on all the negatives about star jones they should pay more attention to the fact that she is a part of growing percentage of African American women to get educated and get motivated enough to get the fat off. If she never does a damn thing again it's more than most of us will accomplish in a life time.

[Liz]

Star Jones planned her wedding around the time I was planning mine and I was totally disgusted with her. We had to cut corners and have a wedding that we really weren't happy with and yet someone like her can have a fairytale wedding and not pay a dime merely because she makes a shameless plug on a tv show. Not to mention the time she reserved the entire studio audience for guests of her wedding without telling the studio. People were outside waiting in the rain to get in and up pulls a bus/vehicle and all her friends troop past those people and march right in without batting an eyelash. It has NOTHING to do with her skin color or gender. Anyone who is that selfish and self-centered should expect to get flamed.
And for those calling her beautiful....you don't deserve to be called "beautiful" if you're too lazy to diet, exersize and get off your fatt butt and instead fork out a couple of thousands of dollars to get gastric bypass. I doubt she got that one for free because she won't admit she had it done. When she called into the show to let everyone know she was "alright" after she had her boob lift....give me a break. After giving birth to my son I had over 75 stitches down below and I took ONE pain killer ONCE when I was in the hospital and the rest of the time I took ibuprofen. I never complained or called people to say "hey I'm alright...I have a level 3 tear down there and can't pee but hey, I'm still alive!". Who cares how high your boobs are...as you get older they're going to look like two socks with tennis balls in the toes anyways. I'm glad Rosie is going onto the view...at least she isn't "gimme that gimme this" and we all know we won't have to endure months of shameless plugs for free wedding stuff.
Star Jones is the most artificial person I've seen....other than Britney Spears...don't even GET me started on her.

[Rianashley]

Women certainly don’t have to worry about men pitting us against each other or assisting in keeping us second class citizens in comparison to them because we women do it all to each other. The reason Hillary Rodham Clinton or any other intelligent, confident, and powerful woman will never become President of the US is not because men won’t vote for her, but because women never stick together. Women can be the most vicious and jealous creatures on the earth and many of the comments on this site prove this. It is so sad that so many of you have made hateful and disturbing comments about Star Jones Reynolds and don’t realize it only reflects what terrible a person you really are and not that Star is the terrible person.

[stephanie]

Regardless of what type of person you may think Star Jones is and what you may assume about her husband, her position on the view should have been handled much better, and thats what should be being discussed. Always remember that no matter where you are in life and no matter what gender, color, or level of success you may have, it could happen to you. So, pay close attention to what you comment on and how it may affect you in the future.

[stephanie]

Regardless of what type of person you may think Star Jones is and what you may assume about her husband, her position on the view should have been handled much better, and thats what should be being discussed. Always remember that no matter where you are in life and no matter what gender, color, or level of success you may have, it could happen to you. So, pay close attention to what you comment on and how it may affect you in the future.

[Lina]

Tonya! I think it is a wonderful thing to be able to voice ones opinions on anyone, or any subjuct however; anyone who resorts to name calling and offensive language to others who express their opinion only appears ignorant and uneducated themselves. I'm not saying, calling someone fat or ugly isn't bad also but of all the comments I just read yours truly offened me the most.

Well,

If you were in her shoes, tell me you wouldn't do the same thing. I would get all the free things I could get.

I think it is pathetic that when Star was overweight and unhappy, everyone loved her, Oh Star was all the rage because she was just another miserable black "fat" person. When she started to blossom and shine like the star she is, now you can't stand her.

How many other stars get free stuff things like clothes and jewlery in exchange for publicity. Why should she be any diffrent.

The real point is the way ABC handeled the situation. When Meridith left they gave her a nice send off, when Star left they had nothing to say but lies and betrayl BS. She was the only reason African Americans wathched that silly show.

The View is losing all of it's Class Acts. It's going down another path (Rosie??) and will be apealing to a whole diffrent crowd, which will not include myself.

You only live once, seize it while you can.

Sincerely,
NonYa

Well,

If you were in her shoes, tell me you wouldn't do the same thing. I would get all the free things I could get.

I think it is pathetic that when Star was overweight and unhappy, everyone loved her, Oh Star was all the rage because she was just another miserable black "fat" person. When she started to blossom and shine like the star she is, now you can't stand her.

How many other stars get free stuff things like clothes and jewlery in exchange for publicity. Why should she be any diffrent.

The real point is the way ABC handeled the situation. When Meridith left they gave her a nice send off, when Star left they had nothing to say but lies and betrayl BS. She was the only reason African Americans wathched that silly show.

The View is losing all of it's Class Acts. It's going down another path (Rosie??) and will be apealing to a whole diffrent crowd, which will not include myself.

You only live once, seize it while you can.

Sincerely,
NonYa

[14]

Thanks for your comments everyone...even those of you are name calling. Hopefully you'll get your anger out here in the comment section of gallery of the absurd and walk away feeling better...especially you Becky. If anger management classes don't help, people are always welcome to vent here. I hope to make people laugh, but if I anger you....sorry.

My intent is not to attack Star Jones personally, rather, I seek to paint the character she has become through the lens of gossip. There is considerable gossip claiming Star likes to get things free...and well, that's where the inspiration comes from. I don't know Star personally and cannot validate if any of the gossip about her is true, but my current artistic mission is to paint GOSSIP and gossip isn't pretty.

Now, if Star would like to pay me to paint a portrait of her, I would love to paint her as Star Jones instead of Star Jones' gossip. I'd even make her look gorgeous.

14

[Strong WHITE Woman , so there !]

Enough on the "African American " CRAP! I'm so friggin sick and tired of that TIRED , OLD , PATHETIC B S ! Get a new issue already !

You are the most ethnocentric , racist , low-life group of people who will never be anywhere but the bottom because you choose to stay there. No self respecting person can take a comment seriously when it is always preceeded by "strong black woman" ( if I say "strong White woman the shit hits the fan) , African - American ( who speaks Swahili , you don't know SHIT about being African and Kwanza doesn't count) , and Sista' ( not all white woman are MY sisters so how is it every black woman is YOUR sister ??

You assume all white people hate black people , not true . We just hate ALL PEOPLE , WHITE , BLACK , PINK , PURPLE and POLKA DOTTED that act like you !

And as for Star Jones ...buh-bye bitch !

[1forthemoney]

Star doesn't look very good since losing the weight. She really looks very unhealthy, so I am wondering if that is due to gastric bypass surgery. Other people who've had that surgery don't look very healthy, in my opinion.

I wasn't ever Star's biggest fan, but I sure liked her and her opinions much more than I ever liked Meredith Viera. That woman is absolutely obsessed with sex......it's all she ever talks about. Not that there's anything wrong with sex, mind you, but she would weave it into every conversation. Give me a break!

Star seems pretentious and narcisstic.....but then what celebrity isn't? Aren't they all full of themselves? If they weren't, they'd be working in jobs that were altruistic (i.e. nurses, social workers, teachers, etc.).

It takes a certain kind of egomaniacal narcissism to believe that you are so fascinating that the rest of the world should worship at your feet.

Look.....all these people are just PEOPLE......warts and all. What I find amazing is that celebrities are worshipped as if they are gods and goddesses. Bringing them down off of their pedestals is much more healthy emotionally than worshipping them!!

[Brenda]

Why is it that everytime I turn around some one is yelling racist. Why don't people just get along no matter what color they are. I don't like Star because of here diva antics it's not because shes black, I could care less. I'm just tired of when somthing happens to a person and their black, people start saying it because were racist. PEOPLE GROW UP QUIT USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE!

All of these negative comments on this post is a perfect example of why this world is in the sick, sad shape that it is in today. It is amazing that there are so many miserable, unhappy people that seem to get some kind of sick thrill from bashing someone that they don't know from Adam. It's probably a safe bet that if a blog was written about the ones that are making these negative comments, it wouldn't be a pretty picture......(Those without fault can cast the first stone).
Ms. Jones, you're a shining STAR!!!!