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I want to purchase this. Where and how soon can I get it?
Posted by: Octane | May 24, 2005 at 05:30 PM
You need to make t-shirts...
Posted by: Muzi | May 29, 2005 at 06:39 PM
You really do need to make shirts! This one is hilarious!
Posted by: Mia | June 01, 2005 at 05:59 PM
This is awesome. And oh-so-true! The sickeningly skinny hollywood bodies are making me want to eat MORE chips and pizza and chocolate!
Posted by: Sean | June 02, 2005 at 03:30 AM
Star! Quit posting here!
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 02, 2005 at 04:01 PM
Your illustrations are of the hook.
Keep up to good work
Posted by: John | June 02, 2005 at 10:46 PM
Funny & true... Keep 'em coming.
Posted by: Phoenix | June 03, 2005 at 10:54 AM
YOU are a genius!
Eat your heart out Roling Stone.
I WANT T-SHIRTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Herbert
Posted by: mrherbet | June 06, 2005 at 10:43 AM
I think their bones look chubby.
Posted by: Mel | June 20, 2005 at 08:14 AM
If shirts really do come out, I'm definitely purchasing all these!!
Posted by: MB | June 22, 2005 at 01:15 AM
love the blog, and this one is extra great! i agree with all others, you could make a killing selling shirts and such with your art on them. :) keep up the good work!
Posted by: Aimee Roo | June 29, 2005 at 11:02 PM
this seems to be the universal desire for most women without color. skeletons with clothing. Its a sad thing.
Posted by: robin | July 03, 2005 at 09:08 PM
Why did you make them look so fat?
Posted by: Rob | July 04, 2005 at 08:04 AM
Makes having a
Bone .... er weird ....
Excellect Caricatures. I want to do one !!
Posted by: Marcd | August 19, 2005 at 09:32 PM
You are so talented. Love ya, 14!
Posted by: Jen | December 02, 2005 at 05:31 PM
la verdad es que chicas normales y bellas como era lindsay sufren el humor de mierd que tiene los yanquis que creen que pesar 55 kg es ser obesa....
vallan a cagrrr
Posted by: guadalupe | October 08, 2007 at 08:01 AM