Paris's Hilton

WHY WHY WHY does Paris Hilton have the need to show the world her icky private parts? She spots the paparazzi and in no time flat, her dress is hiked up and we can see she doesn't wear undies. Riveting, no? I don't think I need to say more - this painting says it all. This illustration was featured on Perez Hilton's wonderfully catty and delicious website. If you love gossip, then you'll love Perez!

Comments

[ian]

yuck. ahhhhh!! Nice lips though. I mean, you know her mouth. Have you heard her podcast yet?

[lii]

That is hilarious! wow, your stuff is awesome!

[Dom]

This is fantastic...well done on your site and your artwork.

[Mo]

The best part of the picture is how the second toe is longer than the big toe.....hee hee!

[Elizabeth]

I felt sorry for the puppy before. Now I feel even worse. You've captured its misery. Excellent work!

[bambi]

That's so HOT

[Genevieve]

Not so crazy about the mouth. Plus she is a lot skinnier then that. And her crotch is just not lookin so realistic or good.

[Phoenix]

The beaky nose is perfect, but you've missed how one of her eyes is bigger than the other (so creepy...). Besides that, I'd say you captured almost all of her
whore-ish-ness. :)

[Redhand]

Probably the most hideous whore of the lot, though Redneck Britany (love that hat!) is a close second.

[Viper Tetsu]

A masterful pinpoint capture of her skankily unsettling ferret-like features. To paraphrase Robert Smith's comment about Madonna back in the mid '80's, I don't like Paris Hilton; she looks like she smells.

If Dark Castle Entertainment put out a DVD of nothing but Paris's violent House of Wax death scene, looped over and over again for two hours, I'd buy one. Hell, I'd buy 20.

[Carla]

I just don't see why everybody is obsessed with her..she's is NOT pretty. Now Jessica Alba...she's HOT

[fabian]

Has any of you seen the south park epp on her? lol!

[MB]

I did!!! South Park ROXXX!!

[myoung]

Wow! it's so Fantastic!

[Y.K]

Omg this has gotta be Paris Hilton's real photo.

[mimili]

Paris hilton is cool...but i dont know she is a BiT SkAnKy...what am i saying a bit?shes a whore but i dont like her mouth,crotch,or knees lol and umm the person who wrote one of her eyes is bigger than he other...wow everyone has one eye bigger than the other dumbass!!

[linda]

jlo is hot not jessica alba!!!
paris is a slut nice job

[k30ntx]

I must say, 14, as I wipe my diet coke of my screen so I can see what I type, BWAHHHHHHAAHA.

Somebody PULEEZ buy little miss rich girl some undies!!! She is SOOOO GROOSSS!!

14 YOU ROCK!!! I Will always be back to see your latest and greatest!!

[trina]

YOUR CARTOON IS SO FUNNY!
I HAVE SOME NEW REAL JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT CORY BERSTEIN THE GIANNI VERSACE MODEL WHO USED TO DATE PARIS HILTON ( ALSO RUMORED TO BE HUNG GIGANTIC ) AND DESSARAE BRADFORD WHOS SUING COLIN FERRALL FOR SENDING HER DIRTY TEXT MESSAGES.
I CAUGHT HIM KISSING AND MAKING OUT AT THE 4 SEASONS HOTEL LOUNGE IN CHICAGO THURSDAY NIGHT WITH THAT GIRL DESSARAE BRADFORD THAT'S SUING COLIN FARRELL AND I THINK SHE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT SUPPOSEDLY FUCKING ALEC BALDWIN IN THE ASS!!!
CORY AND DESSARAE ARE THE WHACKIEST HOTTEST NEW COUPLE.
A MALE SOCIALITE AND A LADY WHO WROTE THAT SEX BOOK!
I WALKED OVER TO CORY AND ASKED HIM IF HE WAS CORY THE MODEL AND HE SAID YES I EVEN TOOK THE TWOS PICTURE AS THEY HUGGED CLOSE WITH THEIR LIPS TOUCHING FOR THE SHOT. DESIREE TOLD ME THAT SHE'S GOING TO SUE COLIN FARRELL'S BALLS OFF IN COURT AND THAT SHE IS SUING HIM FOR $10,000,000 FOR HER PROBLEMS WITH COLIN FARRELL AND I ASKED CORY IF HE AND DESIREE ARE DATING AND HE SAID YES THEY ARE. DESIREE LAUGHED AGREEING AND SAID THAT HER AND CORY ARE ALSO GOING HOME TOGETHER SOON THAT NIGHT TO "FUCK REAL HARD!" THEY WERE FIRST ARGUING ABOUT SOMETHING AND THEN JUST STARTED MAKING OUT AT THE TABLE !!!
CORY IS SO NICE AND HOT IN REAL LIFE AND EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE THINK HES GAY SINCE HES A SOCIALITE AND MODEL, HE OBVIOUSLY ISNT BEING ALL OVER DESSARAE LIKE THAT AND DESSARAE WAS SUCH A TRIP! I
I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THIS WITH YOU! WOW!
TRINA

[Santiago]

Holy god. I love this. Its perfect. Give this to her. She would probably be flattered!

[cristy]

Good lord, that picture is hilarious. You have captured Paris's gangly, starved look and odd features masterfully. I commend you.

[SUMMER]

HEY!! O MY GAH I SOOOOOOOOOOO LOVE PARIS HILTON!! SHE IS SOOOOO HOTT!! LOL WELL YA LIKE SHE LIKE ALWAYS LIKE LOOKS HOTT/GOOD/FUCKIN HOTT!!/ EVEN THE BEST DAMN SLUT OUT THERE!! J/K
WELL SHE LOOKS SO DAMN FINE!!
ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME TO!!!!
LUV,BLONDIE
EXCUSE MY LANGUAGE THERE YA HAPPY!!

[Lorena]

This is a funny, but true depiction of this whore! LOVE IT!

[Ree]

I LOVE that the vacancy sign is pointing straight at Paris. Vacant is a fairly good description of her, I'd say. And the private parts don't look a BIT interesting, as they don't in real life. Why on earth DOES she think we all want to see first-hand her lack of panties? No class.

[Shar]

Her having "NO CLASS" only matches her having "NO ASS".
Maybe flashing her vagina is her attempt to create diversion away from this serious fact.
Come to think of it, do we ever hear anything about Paris Hilton as having a great ass? Isn't having a great ass a rather important ingredient making up a hot babe? How can she figure she's hot if her ass is non-existent?
Oh yeah, it's the "Emperor has no Clothes" story. As I recall everyone was afraid the emperor (Paris Hilton) would make anyone who dared point out reality, pay a heavy price.
I say this PH empire is just that. Naked emperor. The Hilton's have an already existing empire $$$ (oh and that makes them royalty, I guess to young dumshits). Paris has found the easiest way to keep her interests (create her own empire) going financially is in pimping herself.
Of course,she calls it modeling, acting, singing, perfume promoting, and marketing crap galore up the ass of callow youth.
I grew up in the Hollywood area. I've seen too many woman make livings out of debasing themselves, but PH just has the money to keep it going, though I can't understand why she'd want to. I guess her parents raised her to be a prostitute or she was not given enough attention by "daddy", or something.
So unless she gets hit by a bus, I think we may be stuck with her for a while.
Keep up the great artwork PLEEEEEEEEEESE, I need the comic relief while I wait for the "hereafter" to come take me away from this madness.

[Italia]

WOW!Youve captured the beaky nose,wonky eyes and boni-ness perfectly!Paris considers herself HOT, (READ HER BOOK, AND YOULL NO WHAT I MEAN) - she needs a reality check- a look at these pictures would definetly help! PURE CLASS!!!!!

[pooper]

wat a slut
nice pudgina girlie its ferel

[Malory]

LOL Everyone needs to go look at this messageboard:

http://ilato.proboards43.com/index.cgi

There's this guy on there named 'Ox Baker' and he's calling all of us Nazis and Losers because we think Paris is a slut, which she undoubtly is. Everyone go tell him a thing or two.

[Ashton]

You have such a life as to bring down celebritys.. You freak! Paris Hilton is better than you'll ever be! And that Trina girl go get a fucking life.. You don't know shit about her none of you do so I suggest you get a life cause you sure need one!

[meliisaa]

paris hilton is awesome and you bitches are jealous ...this shit has gotta stop i no u love her and yall are jus skanks who have no life so picjk on those who have better ones....You fucking hores...love melissa

[Shar]

Ashton needs to set his sights higher, if he thinks Hilton is anything one should aspire to.
She's a loser and a rather ugly one at that.
Check out the drawing at the top of this page. This is the reality of her existance...sad but true.

[The real Malory]

"Posted by: Malory | January 29, 2006 at 03:27 AM

You have such a life as to bring down celebritys.. You freak! Paris Hilton is better than you'll ever be! And that Trina girl go get a fucking life.. You don't know shit about her none of you do so I suggest you get a life cause you sure need one!"

Hey Ox Baker, now who's posting as whom?

who gives a fuck about her you know she a whore and if u have money you can get her and for the people that make fun of her keep it up u bitches just dont have the balls to say whats the truth

[Nikki]

LMAO...That's probably the funniest thing I've seen all day. I pity Paris to be honest though. The woman obviously has some real self-esteem issues considering how many guys she's gone through (and her obsession with her appearance (Personally, I really don't get why people think she's beautiful. I reckon she would have to be one of the ugliest women I've ever seen). Nicky isn't so bad because she at least has a job of sorts as a handbag designer, and - unlike her sister - she has a touch of class and knows how to keep a low-ish profile) and having to be the centre of attention wherever she goes), and since she stole Stavros Niarchos from Mary-Kate Olsen last year, she's pretty much become a social pariah.

Not to mention that people may look up to her for bizarre reasons, but I doubt that there are any out there with genuine respect for her.

True, I wouldn't mind being as wealthy and affluent as Paris (I'm not going to deny that), but if I was her, I would also like to do something worthy with my time besides constantly partying around the world, such as getting a decent education (Runway model and socialite don't count as worthy causes), and if I had that much money, I would at least donate some to a worthy cause instead of blowing it all on designer clothes and whatnot.

[corinne]

paris that's mean how people would do that to you but thats life and they are jelous of you because you are gorgous...i like nicole better you should have never stopped being friends ...eventhough she was a lesbien..

[Shar]

Her recording career is now officially over. It was a complete failure! OMG what a surprise. You mean her illiterate fans weren't in the millions after all and willing to buy her CD? She can now go back to doing what she does best, stealing other people's boyfriends and showing the paparazzi her cooch. And fancying herself as a movie star/icon! You go girl!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,214418,00.html

Paris Hilton: No More Singing

Well, it was a fun idea while it lasted. But Paris Hilton’s debut album has sold a paltry 120,000 copies. It’s already pretty much off the charts, too.

With new releases from Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson and other big actual recording stars, Paris’ foray into the music business is about to become a Trivial Pursuit question.

However, the melody lingers on like bad fish. The costs on Paris are said to be ridiculously high, probably around $1 million considering travel, video and dog food. The album itself was also costly, with production fees usually seen on albums by — ahem — actual recording artists.

[Shar]

http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/paris_hilton_admits_her_stupid.html#comment

Paris Hilton was questioned by the LAPD during the investigation into the home-invasion robbery of Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis (in which he was tied up, had his pants pulled down, was taunted by a dildo, and forced to admit on tape that he enjoyed gay sex) and in the audio tape admits she's not very bright:

"Like I really ... I don't remember. I'm not like that smart," Hilton said in police audio tapes set to air on "Dateline NBC" on Saturday night. LAPD Detective Steve Koman and Deputy DA Hoon Chun were asking Hilton to remember what she told Francis at a party shortly after the "Girls" mastermind was victimized on Jan. 24, 2004. Francis passed on Paris' information to cops, who eventually busted Darnell Riley. But when investigators pressed Hilton to recall her talk with Francis, she didn't remember much, The Post's David K. Li reports. "I like forget stuff all the time," she said.
Hilton also told the cops about "private tapes" that were stolen from her home and that a mysterious caller wanted money for them.

"They ... wanted money. They were tryin' to sell it to like a newspaper or something," said Hilton, who balked at paying - and chalked it up to advice from dear old Dad. "So if you pay somebody, then you're gonna be paying for the rest of your life," Hilton said. "My dad always taught me. They'll keep the tape anyway."
There's too much going on here. Joe Francis admitting he's gay and almost getting sodomized. Paris Hilton admitting she's mentally handicapped. Maybe if I throw in these pictures of her pumping gas your brain will explode from an overdose of pleasure. And then, my friends, my mission in life will be complete. For I am Exploderhead: the exploder of heads.

SHE'S SUCH A BARFLY AND EXCESSIVE PARTIER, NO WONDER SHE CAN'T REMEMBER SHIT!

[Shar]

This link show Paris singing Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner and sucking up to him.

Her music career is now a proven failure. She could not back up her CD with a live performance. Her studio engineered vocals can't be duplicated in real life. Here what she really sounds like.

She's imitating Marilyn Monroe's version of Happy Birthday sung to President Kennedy in 1962.

http://www.videovat.com/videos/1622/paris-hilton-hefner-birthday.aspx

[mellen]

i love the fact that the poor dog, is barely hanging on by a thread (her arm) lol

[fucked paris]

that is just what she looks like
it was thhe best time i ever had when i hit paris we are going to do it again tonight

[MEDIA-VICTIM]

Brilliant site!!! Honestly, I admit I am happy this whole icon fabrication in general is falling apart, because I HAVE REALLY SUFFERED MY ENTIRE LIFE FROM THE PRESSURE OF WHAT THE MEDIA SAYS I SHOULD BE, OWN OR LOOK LIKE! I'm sick of and from it. Being cherished by who you are inside now a days, seems even more difficult than achieving Paris Hilton's "status".

I just write to say, that I'm glad people are exposed for who they really are and not for what the look like or have! (although by nooooooo means I'm implying Paris Hilton is beautiful). I HOPE SOMEHOW SOMEONE SOON FINDS A WAY TO PROFIT FROM EXPOSING INNER BEAUTY. APPARENTLY THERE ARE NO VALUES IF SOMEONE ELSE IS NOT WILLING TO PAY!!!!

[MEDIA-VICTIM]

This is for the people who wtite: "Get a life". This is the first time I go online to post my comments and quite honestly I am loving it since for the first time,I get the chance to "protest" about being bombarded with those people's existance everywhere I turn in MY LIFE!!!
I want these people's LIVES out of my sight when I go to the supermarket, when I turn on my computer... Media imposses these "MODELS" on me weather I want it or not, so let me tell you; I feel more than entitled to speak my mind about it? Understand?

great, excellent, you show us the mirror because partly our fault that the world become like that...

[human]

Give Paris a break, and if she doesnt have an ass, she didn't ask for yours or any others! if you have a problem with her, find other reasons, that are actually intellectually tangible than just going on about her private life, you are just belittling yourselves, and we def should be writing about your more than enough ass and not Paris's personal life. Style up!and just a tip, if she is rich, she will be, whether you or i like it! so get a better hobby and hopefully, you will or shall find a reason rather than some girl's mannerisms to focus on, and i do wish you luck, and the spirit to move, really move on!!!
goodnight! and for the last and very least time, get a life,leave her alone!

[human]

if she is not a celeb, then why waste your ingenious energy and time on her? you guys are kinda slow. she is pretty, and she did not ask for you to look at her crotch, if she is gross, so are your eyes. Let a gifted woman have her life, and let her be her, you are overwhelmed, and (hopefully) she is resting. dont turn a youth's life into your own misery, let her live it!and then some, and as for you,enjoy your nothingness1