David Beckham is Sooo Pretty
After being voted "The World's Most Beautiful Sports Icon" by People magazine, David Beckham issued a press release enlightening the world how he stays so gorgeous. His wife Victoria "smothers beauty creams on him at bedtime" (ewwww) and he pampers himself with manicures and facials. After I read the release, I immediately pictured him as a giant Barbie doll head for little girls to play with.
Gotta love that Metrosexual Mist!!!
Posted by: Keedee | May 30, 2005 at 06:35 PM
Can't help it----Becks is THEE hottest metrosexual on the planet. I'd LOVE to slather beauty cream on his mug anytime!
Posted by: Mo | May 30, 2005 at 08:59 PM
Ahhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Man this one cracks me up every time.
Genious.
Posted by: kumzooloo | May 30, 2005 at 11:20 PM
Hahhahaha awesome picture. Metro is the new gay. Posh might want to keep an eye on her little Narcissus...
Posted by: TSB | June 02, 2005 at 05:51 PM
poofta he is poofta!
Posted by: fabian | June 11, 2005 at 08:18 AM
I wonder if he was in a dark alley, and his pampered man ass(his actually ass now) hopped out from behind a garbage can and sexually suggested he "stick it deep with his United Manchester."would he actually do it?
Posted by: Solipsistic Halo | June 19, 2005 at 09:03 AM
Oh this just made me laugh out loud and I am not easily moved to such measures! :)
To call this brilliant would be a woeful understatement.
Posted by: JJ | June 21, 2005 at 10:49 PM
But he is pretty, isn't he?
Posted by: Allie | June 27, 2005 at 06:17 AM
lol he's really Pwetty yea
Posted by: girlie | July 18, 2005 at 07:59 PM
LOL, that's amazing. You rock. Your link's gonna appear on my site...not that anyone visits it...
Posted by: Ben | July 25, 2005 at 02:58 PM
Oh my god that is brillant! You should send that idea to a toy company, they would probably buy it in a minute! It's amazing how vain that man is. He looks like a seven year old girl with his hair long like that. Seriously guys, crew cuts are 100% sexier.
Posted by: Long Island Irish | August 12, 2005 at 04:21 PM
great idea, very well executed. but really, Beckham is fine as all hell ..mmmmm, long-haired athletes...
Posted by: | October 11, 2005 at 04:25 PM
Totally hilarious!!! :)
Keep the great work coming!!! (I want to leave a comment on all of these because they are all so great, but I'll spare you of that - you have got to be so busy with all of the tomfoolery in Hollywood (and abroad)!
You are so talented!!!
Amers in Holland
Posted by: Amers | October 12, 2005 at 07:10 AM
Oh my God, last night I was sucking Red Bull and Ketel One at Elaine's with Zadie Smith and Johnny Depp, and all they could TALK about was this website which was like a work of genius and everything, and I'm like, HELLO, what are you talking about, and they gave me this snarky look, like, Whatever, but then I'm like, WHAT website?!? And their like, You don't have to be such a dick, and I'm like, Okay, and anyway it was THIS website, Carnival of the Absurd. I LOVE this website! The artwork is so well done and detailed, and really LOOKS like these guys! This one here is totally killer and talk about bend it like Beckham -- you sure did!!! It's so good it's scary!!!!
Posted by: Bob | October 31, 2005 at 10:54 AM
Wow, that pic is awesome!! :D Saw it in the Metro (Scottish newspaper) today... loving it!!
Posted by: Lynz | January 18, 2006 at 11:50 AM
This made me laugh out loud. Saw it in the Metro, London edition. You're famous :-)
Posted by: Val | January 18, 2006 at 01:02 PM
Ha ha, this is the funniest picture of them all! (saw in the Metro).
Posted by: James boston | January 20, 2006 at 05:53 AM
omg david beckham is THE hottest guy on the oplanet
i would smother cream on him any time
nice website by the way!
HE IS NOT GAY FOR ANY OF U WHO THINK HES HOMO
hes so gorgus
Posted by: karina | February 02, 2006 at 09:47 PM
ahahahah NOT!
Posted by: | February 16, 2006 at 02:14 PM
hahahahah how shit my mum
Posted by: tom eddy | June 09, 2006 at 02:10 AM
this guy is hands down the most beautiful person man, or woman on earth
Posted by: ash | July 04, 2006 at 10:40 PM
well, yea he is very pretty..there's nobody more handsome than him..not even brad pitt
& wat if he likes to pamper himself..everybody likes to pamper themselves.
Posted by: sonam | August 03, 2006 at 07:37 PM
Hes still hot..even if he resembles a girl. :DDD
Posted by: Citi | October 03, 2006 at 02:56 PM
David Beckham is a handsome man.. I´t not a crime if he´s a little bit metrosexuell! I think every man whants to be a little like him.. He´s good in foodball and has a pretty woman and he hasnice kids, and least hes not poor! All in all it´s good that he takes care about himself! Every man should take care about himselfe! This picture is definitly exerggarated!
Posted by: sabine schwald | February 08, 2007 at 10:55 AM